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Dong Watching

The art of watching a mans crotch for big dong
I was dong watching on the patio at mo's, and that dick was bigggg!
by Txbred September 30, 2015
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Dong Slop

The white, creamy chad (male ejaculate) that comes from the shaft of a well hung male.
"Man that chick is so hot."

"Yea I heard Kevin slathered her face in dong slop."
by Master Tube Steak January 25, 2013
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dong do

a person, usually singular that reeks of a certain smell, usually relating to onions or farts
hey dude, you smell like dong do today... take a shower bro
by cazpers January 7, 2023
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Dong Pool

Can happen accidentally during ferocious docking or by intent. Dong pool is when you power thrust your dick into your male partners nut sack effectively knocking one ball into the other ball and causing the latter ball to launch back into your partners butthole.

Hint:
Try this move in an all male foursome in lieu of the classic pool game “eight ball”. However the goal is still the same. Knock a pair of balls into someone’s butthole with your dick!
“Hey babe, I’m going to go play some dong pool with the bros after the Luke Bryan concert. Don’t wait up!”
by Sven’s D May 27, 2019
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Walking Dong

Walking around with a shirt on but no pants or underwear, dingaling flapping in the wind.
"Yo! Alex has a shirt on but no pants!"
"Hell yeah, he's walking dong."
by szyzy February 16, 2023
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weather dong

When a meteorologist inadvertently captures and shares a radar images of storm development that resembles a brightly-hued phallus. Dirty-minded viewers quickly take screen caps or phone pictures featuring the meterologist and his/her dong and shares them. They very often go viral. Weather dongs are common when reporting weather developments along Tornado Alley (Florida and south-central U.S.).
That's a hella severe weather dong. Meteorologist Mike Morgan says it's coming in about three hours. Gonna be a bumpy ride.
by Chilly Durden June 2, 2017
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cell donging

when I guy takes a picture of his gunk and text or emails it to a person.
Dude, Brett Favre got caught cell donging.
by Hypocratise October 17, 2010
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