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Bossman Dong
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by Nick Guurr April 9, 2020
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Nut dong

When you're about to nut inside a girl and she pulls your sack down so you last a little longer.
Helen: Steve was about to blow his load and I gave him a nut dong.

Ashley: well at least you got 5 more minutes out of him
by Jimmybulger December 5, 2016
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weather dong

When a meteorologist inadvertently captures and shares a radar images of storm development that resembles a brightly-hued phallus. Dirty-minded viewers quickly take screen caps or phone pictures featuring the meterologist and his/her dong and shares them. They very often go viral. Weather dongs are common when reporting weather developments along Tornado Alley (Florida and south-central U.S.).
That's a hella severe weather dong. Meteorologist Mike Morgan says it's coming in about three hours. Gonna be a bumpy ride.
by Chilly Durden June 2, 2017
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Dong Pool

Can happen accidentally during ferocious docking or by intent. Dong pool is when you power thrust your dick into your male partners nut sack effectively knocking one ball into the other ball and causing the latter ball to launch back into your partners butthole.

Hint:
Try this move in an all male foursome in lieu of the classic pool game “eight ball”. However the goal is still the same. Knock a pair of balls into someone’s butthole with your dick!
“Hey babe, I’m going to go play some dong pool with the bros after the Luke Bryan concert. Don’t wait up!”
by Sven’s D May 27, 2019
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Magnum Dong

A phrase referring to the massive cock attached to my waist
Wow my Magnum Dong feels happy today
by godpleasehelpme October 10, 2020
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Walking Dong

Walking around with a shirt on but no pants or underwear, dingaling flapping in the wind.
"Yo! Alex has a shirt on but no pants!"
"Hell yeah, he's walking dong."
by szyzy February 16, 2023
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deep donged

When a vagina takes on a large penis. The end result is deep donged.
Heard at the water cooler....why is Katie walking so bowl legged today? .....I bet she got deep donged last nite!!
by P bear delite January 9, 2017
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