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dickem dockem 

(Interjection, Verb, Noun.)/Slang. -
1.(When used as an interjection)- A word that means whatever you want it to mean, because it really doesn't mean anything. It is used because it is fun to say. Can be used as a way to greet people, as a way to express frustration, excitement, surprise, or used randomly for no apparent reason, or when you have nothing else to say or can't think of anything else to say. Also spelled as "dickem dockom".
2. (When used as a verb) - Is said in the form of "dick & dock" or "dick & docked" for past tense. It is less frequently used as a verb than as a interjection, but if you want to use it as a verb, go ahead. Again, it can mean whatever you want it to mean. It is commonly used to refer sexual behavoir or just wasting time.
3. (When used as a noun.) - Is said in the form of "dickem dock". Usually meant as an insult to another person. It could also be used to mean buddy or pal. But it can mean many other things because, again, it can mean whatever you want it to mean.
1. Teacher - Do you see any danger in adopting the sociological perspective too intensely? Ex: if we say society is at work, all choices on how to live, what becomes a personal responsibility for our actions?
Student - Ummmmm...dickem dockem.
2. All she wanted to do was dick & dock.
3. Hey dickem dock, gimme all your lunch money.
dickem dockem by yoyoyo696969 March 14, 2008
Related Words

lunar docking 

When a man or woman shits in a vagina.
Shelly had a lunar docking last night. That shit was fucked up.
lunar docking by Big CB December 9, 2008

Cyber Docking 

While Skyping, rubbing one's cock against the computer screen while your partner also does the same. Must be done to completion to count as true Cyber Docking.
Yo bro, I just engaged in cyber docking with my homey in London. Now my monitor is a mess.
Cyber Docking by Dr. Awesome23 April 12, 2011

Boob Docking 

When two bare chested women align nipples and breast meat and cascade the breast together forming a "boob dock"
Jasmine and Elektra had one helluva a boob docking last night on stage 3!
Boob Docking by OLBaID October 17, 2012

Double Docking

The act of two uncircumcised men placing the head of their penis's inside the foreskin of the other penis at the same time.
Patty injured his foreskin while double docking Wilke.
Double Docking by Dockee December 9, 2008

Dockerty 

1. v Presenting an amazing idea in a subtle way.

2. n A person that appears shy at first, but then turns out to be fantasticly outgoing.
1. She dockertied her idea about the class trip, but no one heard her.

2. That new girl in class turned out to be a complete dockerty.
Dockerty by TheBohemian January 15, 2009