by CrypticMemory January 11, 2020

“You look a little sore, what happened to you last night?
“Oh nothing my boyfriend gave me a dirty Parker last night”
“Oh nothing my boyfriend gave me a dirty Parker last night”
by theemoone182 April 4, 2020

A dirty Annabel is when two girls go down on each other at a coffee shop and the barista watches while making a frappe.
by ratbitch69 May 7, 2020

The combination of liquid and aerosol felt when an automatic toilet mistakenly flushes, post-business but pre-standing-up.
Student 1: (Audibly crying and whimpering in a restroom stall)
Student 2: Hey bro. Are you alright?
Student 1: (Behind stall door) No. I forgot to put toilet paper over the motion sensor on the toilet, and I got a Dirty Bidet... I have 4 more hours of classes! (Crying continues)
Student 2: (Shudders, shakes his head with sympathy, and walks away)
Student 2: Hey bro. Are you alright?
Student 1: (Behind stall door) No. I forgot to put toilet paper over the motion sensor on the toilet, and I got a Dirty Bidet... I have 4 more hours of classes! (Crying continues)
Student 2: (Shudders, shakes his head with sympathy, and walks away)
by Colibear August 24, 2016

Shoving a cactus up your ass and then having loving anal sex so the piece of shit of a cheater can feel the spikes. After the anal sex, u snap the dick and the cactus in half, as revenge for the guy cheating on u with another guy.
Alex: 'Damn bro I can't believe u 'dirty tuan'ed ur ex.'
Me: 'Ikr he deserved it that bitch'
Alex: 'why do u use a cactus tho?'
Me: ' its just symbolic of how much of a prick he is'
Me: 'Ikr he deserved it that bitch'
Alex: 'why do u use a cactus tho?'
Me: ' its just symbolic of how much of a prick he is'
by taekook bros June 7, 2020

by BigDickDaddyBornInCincinnati December 8, 2018

Is a firey woman, confident, and crazy. An incredible friend, but dont get on her bad side. Watch out for the redheaded ones, they have super powers.
by sam726 August 24, 2019
