STANdard parental-directive

"Stop That Awful Noise!" A "nuclear-level" version of da "first-and-foremost" or "usual" or "most frequently voiced" order --- "Be quiet" --- dat parents give their small children on innumerable occasions.

Lucy van Pelt super-loudly passed along da STANdard parental-directive from her mom --- a gentle request dat she and her visiting friends play their raucously-loud "cowboys and Indians" game more quietly --- to her toddler-brother Linus when he'd merely been shaking his baby-rattle; da joke, of course, was dat (A) da merely-faint sounds dat Linus was making were hardly even audible (especially compared to all of da shrill-'n'-noisy "shoot-'em-up bang" whooping and hollering dat Lucy and her friends had previously been carrying on with), and (B) she herself had absolutely b-e-l-l-o-w-e-d (indicated by a sawtooth-edged word-balloon instead of just a regular smooth words-enclosing line) said command ("Didn't you hear Mother?! STOP THAT AWFUL NOISE!!"), and so she herself was making an infinitely-louder racket than Linus had ever produced.

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

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one direction

THE BEST FUCKING BOY BAND IN THE FUCKING WORLD WITH HARRY STYLES,LOUIS TOMLINSON,LIAM PAYNE,NIALL HORAN AND ZAYN MALIK.

person1:do you know one direction?

person2:ONE DIRECTION YOU MEAN THE GREATEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD?

person1:lol no

person2:(has a knife)what did you just say

by i love big red bus May 21, 2021

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one direction

a band of 26-28 year old LIARS who claimed and promised they would come back after 18 months, well guess what they didn’t, the 1d fandom is a different breed they ship all the members, larry, ziam , niall horan

person 1: whats ur fav band
me: one direction

person 1: but they broke up
me: I SAID one direction ITS A H I A T U S

by cxddlyniallbby November 26, 2020

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direct from

Redirection via link

He went to the site direct from the home page.

by Hercolena Oliver July 11, 2010

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Direct Faggot

Someone who smokes and inhales a cig, cig, cigars, cigarette and cigarettes which is the original meaning and known as a direct faggot.

Girl, I was walking down the street to the richer part of THE DISTRICT shopping mall and restaurants, and this man was smoking and blowing cigarettes in my face like they were going out of style.

I said "excuse me, don't make me no DIRECT FAGGOT NAH' SIR, I don't smoke round here."

by The Kream Collector January 19, 2024

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