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Derp

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Derp is a word that can replace anything in a sentence. It is somewhat of an everyword, such as fuck. Derp is most commonly used in le rage comics.
"Yo Derphina"
"Lets go to the herp n Derp"
"you look so derpy"
by Zombies<3 October 23, 2011
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Derpsack

One who insists on posting stupid facebook updates, while masteurbating, explaining his every movement, or feeling during his "Experience". This person also like to shove jellybeans, gummy bears, lollipops and many other things up his or her ass, taking them out, and putting them out for people to eat, acting as if nothing was wrong.

Another thing they like to do, is drive around in a red-neck mobile, with rust everywhere, screaming nigger and shooting their shotguns out the window.

They also love to steal obese children in the night, forcing them to excersize, until they lose enough weight to be considered normal. They are also notorious for their racism, and trolling on the internet, and being huge CoD Faggots or World of Warcraft no-lifes. Most of these faggots own PC's because they can troll behind a screen without revealing their girl voices, and exposing their balls haven't dropped.
Tim is such a derpsack, He was playing WoW all night. Fucking faggot with his level 80 orc mage, who the hell knows what that is?
by Derp Sackathon November 26, 2011
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by therobloxpuss January 31, 2018
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Derp

A word that means pretty much nothing. Something to say when there is nothing to say. It goes with the word Herp which is essentially the same thing.
Mayumi: Derp
Yuuma: I am going to make "derp" into a real word!
People watching: Herp Derp
by Mayumi Bloodraine July 13, 2012
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Dempsey

The act of having sex with and eating multiple under-aged dead animals, all of which are of the same gender, covered in taco sauce, on fire, and your siblings.
"I just had a dempsey and it was fun but now I have 3rd degree burns on my penis and no more brothers."
by gunafiveseven October 16, 2008
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caucasian snerp n derp

a sex posistion exclusive to only white people. if a black person is caught in the act of the caucasian snerp n derp, the people involved must be beaten with sticks by chinese people. then be left naked on the street. if an asian is caught in the act of the caucasian snerp n derp will be left on the street with only a clear piece of plastic, because they seem to be both black and white mixed. mexicans will only be charged a fine of 50 tacos.
guy 1 "dude did you hear what happened to the black guy who tried the caucasian snerp n derp?"

guy 2 "yea he was left out naked on the street for a day or two"

guy 1 "yea thank god im only asian so i get to have a piece of clear plastic to at least look like i have something cover it up with!"
by derper44 February 23, 2011
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slurp-a-derp

The act of giving head, blow job, oral, eating out, etc... the word is a combination of "slurp" for sucking & "derp" for sounds being made while attempting to talk with genitalia in ones mouth.
It's that time of the month, so Jenny gave Johnny a little slurp-a-derp to calm him after his busy day.
by RaCeR_X December 3, 2013
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