Lord Negative's Defense

Lord Negative's Defense (or LND) is a good server that targets bad communities on the internet.

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by frzld January 6, 2021

Defense

If you know your offense is struggling, and you feel like mice, there's the story about the two mice in the cream. The first one drowned, but the second one kept struggling until itchurned the creme into butter and crawled out until it could walk again. Really though, when you decide what you will allow to happen (on defense), and whether you will let somebody else determine the pace or the fate of what happens, is what makes the difference between whether it is hard enough to seem impossible not to lose, or whether it is actually impossible to lose. If you're going to fight, fight as you and not to be like somebody else, that way they don't determine your fate.

Defense is what makes the difference between whether it's hard enough to seem impossible to win with 93 points, and ehether it is impossible. If you give up before the end, it really will be impossible.

by Solid Mantis April 16, 2021

Defense

What you allow to happen will. Your opponent won't pass up an oppurtunity, so usually it's defense faaling asleep instead up waking up and fighting to the end that makes the difference in what will happen. When you let an opponent control your fate, they always will, every time.

Defense waking up can keep even an unlikely thing possible, even if offense has been struggling.

by Solid Mantis April 27, 2021

Self Defense

When someone tries to beat you up so you beat them up to stop them from beating you up.

Person 1 used self defense when Person 2 tried to chase him and grab his weapon. Person 2 seemed to have intent of harming Person 1.

by Based Cow November 18, 2021

In self defense

The university of Guelph Ontario Canada using its artillery for humane society treatment of mongrels, and coyotes

In self defense lock and load Eminem insured one shot.

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

Chewbaccy defense

Refers to a questionable legal strategy regarding whether someone uses Skoal or Grizzly.

In Mark Twain's "Huckleberry Finn", our hero uses da "Chewbaccy defense" --- namely, dat da Widow Douglas uses snuff herself --- regarding his wanting to smoke his pipe.

by QuacksO July 18, 2021

First time prisoner defense

The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.

This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.

"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"

"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."

by BadgerNoise February 26, 2022