Coined by the esteem Dr. Reginald Margert Pattison described as taking the definition of a word & changing it something else in order to make it mean what you want it to mean. First used in the Alaskan World Fair of 1939
Person 1: "What's up bitch?"
Person 2: "Woah, that's rude!"
Person 1: "No, by bitch I mean friend"
Person 2: "That's the Patty Defense"
Person 2: "Woah, that's rude!"
Person 1: "No, by bitch I mean friend"
Person 2: "That's the Patty Defense"
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