defenestration

The art of hurling the nearest problem out of a window.

Defenestration of a human out of a 30th story window has a vicious tendency to create a mess that the police are not to keen on cleaning up.

by lastoftheidiots July 23, 2006

defenestration

v. The act of throwing something or SOMEONE out of a window.

on witnessing the disposal of a cigarette from the window of a moving car: "That was a heinous act of defenestration!"

by Blaine September 6, 2003

Danny Glover Defence

The sequence in movies where a person getting shot at procedes to take cover behind a thinner object than him/herself ie a lamp post, thin pillar etc, and parts of the person are sticking out either side, yet they still manage to avoid getting shot. (as seen in the first Saw movie and several bugs bunny cartoons.)

JP> Dude, how did you not get shot at paintball this morning?

Chris> I was deploying the Danny Glover Defence

JP>Nice!

by ultrachris2000 October 7, 2010

Defensitive

A combination of the words defensive and sensitive. Used to describe someone who is very defensive and sensitive about a particular subject or person, usually for no reason. Commonly associated with people who overreact.

So what happened between you and Amanda?
Nothing!
Okay sorry, don't be so defensitive

by Hewhosubmits February 8, 2010

Defensive Handjob

When a female takes a male back to her room or goes back to his room, but does not want to sleep with him and instead calms him down or deflects his advances by giving him a defensive handjob. It is only a defensive handjob however if the evening's activities stop there, for instance intercourse immediately changes it from a defensive handjob to the normal foreplay variety of handjob.

No mate, I only got a Defensive Handjob.

by CrackFox91 October 30, 2010

Defenseless

I come runnin' to you like a moth into a flame
You tell me, "Take it easy," but it's easier to say
Wish I didn't need so much of you
I hate to say, but I do
We're sleepin' on our problems like we'll solve them in our dreams
We wake up early morning and they're still under the sheets
I'm lost in my head, I'm spinnin' again
Tryna find what to say to you

Pre-Chorus
Been up all night
All night runnin' all my lines
But it’s only the truth
Been up all night
Not sure how to say this right
Got so much to lose

Chorus
Never been so defenceless (Oh)
Never been so defenceless (Ooh)
You just keep on buildin' up your fences (Oh)
But I've never been so defenceless (Ooh)

Post-Chorus
(Ooh, ooh, ooh)
(Ooh, ooh, ooh)
You just keep on buildin' up your fences (Ooh, ooh, ooh)
But I've never been so defenceless (Ooh, ooh, ooh)

Verse 2
No, you don’t have to keep on being strong for me and you
Acting like you feel no pain, you know I know you do
And I can't get inside when you're lost in your pride
But you don't have a thing to prove

Pre-Chorus
Been up all night, all night runnin' all my lines
But it's only the truth
Been up all night, not sure how to say this right
Got so much to lose

Chorus
Never been so defenceless (Oh)
Never been so defenceless (Ooh)
You just keep on buildin' up your fences (Oh)
But I've never been so defenceless (Ooh)

...

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by L0V3LYL0U February 11, 2021

Lint defence

Having a very small amount of troops which will lead to certain defeat.

It was a cake walk. I stomped all over him with his Lint defence.

by iw80 May 13, 2010