Danish Blowjob

A blowjob consisting of mostly tongue action as opposed to the traditional suck and tug. It is not exclusively tongue, as it includes any variation of light biting and sucking. It is considered a form of "cock worship," as the person administering the Danish Blowjob lavishes the penis and testicles of the recipient with much attention from the tongue.

My girlfriend decided to change things up on valentines day; she tied me to the bed and gave me a Danish Blowjob. It utterly blew my mind!

by DoodleBobbyJoe September 4, 2016

danish breath mint

When someone farts in your mouth

Melody just farted in Carolines mouth and said. "Did you like that danish breath mint?"

by Poopsmaker August 15, 2017

dancsó

A famous hungarian youtuber. He once was produced intresting quality content, before turning into a total media-whore. He is also known for creating a lots of hungarian meme, and he keeps reuseing them, until half of his video is about cannibaliseing his legacy.

-Have you watched Dancsó's new vid?

-Are you still following dat shit?

by Vaui October 23, 2017

Danish Oven

When a woman queefs under the sheets and traps you with the fishy smell.

I dare not give Liana a dutch oven, least I wake up in a danish oven...

by Betty Wight November 26, 2017

Danish Handjob

A conventional handjob - though not to completion - wherein the receiver alternates between stroking the shaft and painfully crushing the testicles.

I was in my car with my latest guy-friend the other day, and I totally gave him a Danish Handjob.

by Mr Monotony June 2, 2018

danish muffin

When you creampie a chick on her period and you or one of your buddies eat it out.

Jenna serves a mean danish muffin mang.

by Dankomancer June 9, 2018

Danison

A crazy gamer who plays a lot of fortnite, and looks like an egg.

That guy Danison is gaming again.

by Danny_Dan_Dab May 30, 2018