Used tampon discarded on the bedroom floor before a sexual encounter. To qualify as a danger mouse it must be used.
I'm going to go to the bathroom to clean up. Watch out you don't step on that danger mouse laying on the floor.
by Danger___Mouse February 14, 2022
Get the Danger Mousemug. Another word for Penis
by Kisses_07 May 25, 2021
Get the Danger noodlemug. When someone has some tasty food that they have left unguarded you eat it without the owner permission. Its utterance renders the act more socially acceptable.
"Danger-munch!" *eat slice of tasty pizza*
"Man that was my last slice."
"Yeahhh mate danger-munchh!"
"Did you just eat that last biscuit?"
"Yeahh sorry mate Danger-munch."
"Mate I can't believe that b*****d ate my pizza!"
"To be fair mate, he did call Danger-munch"
"Man that was my last slice."
"Yeahhh mate danger-munchh!"
"Did you just eat that last biscuit?"
"Yeahh sorry mate Danger-munch."
"Mate I can't believe that b*****d ate my pizza!"
"To be fair mate, he did call Danger-munch"
by TheDangerMuncher September 4, 2013
Get the Danger-munch!mug. When you swipe right on someone you probably wouldn’t speak to but just to see if you match with them
by dragosteadintei October 19, 2021
Get the danger swipemug. When you fancy someone who is in a significant position of authority over you and has the ability to ruin or end your life if they ever found out. Since actually doing anything would blow your cover you never do anything about it, and so you have so little to gain but so much to lose by having a danger crush. The objective of this is to prevent anyone from ever finding out, which makes it even more dangerous and exciting for you.
So I see you're spending a lot of time with the daughter of that crack-dealing pimp, he's gonna kill you if he ever finds out. B: Yeah. She's my danger crush.
by svak.fk;vsb November 22, 2015
Get the danger crushmug. When you get to drunk and needs to go to the toilet but pisses all up the wall and misses the toilet completely...
Chunk: i need to peee
Fool: use the outside toilet
Chunk: Good plan
(chunk gets up and goes into the toilet)
Seb's random comment: YOU Motor boating Bastard
Chunk: heheheh *pissing all over the walls*
Chunk: i need to peee
Fool: use the outside toilet
Chunk: Good plan
(chunk gets up and goes into the toilet)
Seb's random comment: YOU Motor boating Bastard
Chunk: heheheh *pissing all over the walls*
by Chunkie Warrior December 7, 2006
Get the Danger pizzlemug. by TickleMeWeen September 24, 2020
Get the dangerously thiccmug.