Satan's dumplings

A term for dog faeces

Had the lads over last night, they fed the wife's bedlington terrier 3 bowls of vindaloo, woke up this morning and the kitchen floor is covered with satan's dumplings!

by Big Jack's Bollocks May 14, 2017

steamed dumpling

A form of foreplay in which a female places her mouth around a man's clothed genitals and blows hot air. The result is a steamed dumpling.

Ian went crazy when he got his first steamed dumpling.

It's freezing in here; can you give me a steamed dumpling?

I got my dumpling steamed!

by Dumplingsteamer May 4, 2010

lung dumpling

The after effects of cold or sinus condition. That fluid, phlem feeling in your chest and throat that comes up when you cough, comes out and looks like a ball of soggy slimy dough. It will stick to anything and if you wipe it on your jeans it may be mistaken for a dried up self pleasing spot.

I just spit a lung dumpling out the window and it stretched down the side of the truck

by Blackwater351 June 8, 2017

Unfilled Dumpling

(Empty) Hot Dog Bun

"Pass me that unfilled dumpling, the weiners are ready"

by Bal7408 June 21, 2025

Dumple

When somebody only has a dimple because they're fat, those are called Dumples.

Dimples fat dumpy

Delani: Omg Eric you have dimples!
Eric: No, Delani. Those aren't dimples, those are dumples.

by CallsforBalls November 18, 2015

new jersey dumpling

similar to the blumpkin, a female vommits on her partner seated on the toilet. The partner cums and has diarrhea at the same time, mixing it all together. The mix is then frozen and wrapped in dough to create the dumpling.

(Hey man) Im really hungry
Sure Kal i have some dumplings leftover from when my girl was here.
What kind?
The new jersey dumpling!

by SmelvinHB2 March 4, 2024

dumpling

a boy who is fat as hell and got dumped by an old Chinese lady who was actually a man

come here dumpling

by child hood obesity August 20, 2019