A condition that can be easily identified by subjects overuse of lol, lmao, rofl, and other variations. As of yet there is no cure.
Person 1: "Lmao, haha, lol, rofl that is soo funny!"
Person 2: "Are you having a seizure?"
Person 1: "No I was diagnosed with Lolz Disease."
Person 2: "Are you having a seizure?"
Person 1: "No I was diagnosed with Lolz Disease."
by Veronica Karella January 5, 2009
Get the Lolz Diseasemug. by your mom May 26, 2003
Get the the zactly diseasemug. A "woman" who sucks you in and makes you think you're the greatest guy on the planet. BUT once the drippy dick sets in you realize she's got a mattress strapped to her back.
When she's not with you she drops and spreads for any turd.
Side note... she really likes a Cleveland Steamer.
When she's not with you she drops and spreads for any turd.
Side note... she really likes a Cleveland Steamer.
Before A-Train got sucked into the vortex of that diseased whore his friends were able to smack some sense into him.
by Slap2daface September 30, 2011
Get the Diseased Whoremug. Wow, Dwayne is one sick Mo-Fo, that bitch he is fucking is like 89 years old, surely he's got Macrons-disease
by luvbeingrimed June 1, 2018
Get the Macrons-diseasemug. The behavioral condition of having one Kawasaki motorcycle, yet desirous of ever increasing numbers of additional motorcycles from Kawasaki.
You own two or three Kawasaki's already. You are at the dealer showroom. Just looking, you say. You have Kawasaki's disease--especially if you purchase another one regardless of your wife.
by twistedtimmy October 20, 2010
Get the Kawasaki's diseasemug. Applies to players in video games that peek any angle or corner without the ability to back it up with aim
Peekersons disease can evolve over time by playing fps games such as, but also not limited to; CS:GO, Valorant and Call of Duty. It's a common disease among lower ranked gameplay, where people have a false confidence in their own abilities.
Signs of having peekersons disease include, but also not limited to:
- Long reaction time
- Ego
- Stubbornness
- Being Norwegian
- Bad crosshair placement
- Screaming in Swedish
- Complaining at teammates
Peekersons disease can evolve over time by playing fps games such as, but also not limited to; CS:GO, Valorant and Call of Duty. It's a common disease among lower ranked gameplay, where people have a false confidence in their own abilities.
Signs of having peekersons disease include, but also not limited to:
- Long reaction time
- Ego
- Stubbornness
- Being Norwegian
- Bad crosshair placement
- Screaming in Swedish
- Complaining at teammates
"Why does this guy die all the time man?"
"Don't worry about him, he's got peekersons disease"
"Can you stop peeking, so you don't die?"
"I'll kill him this time, I promise I don't have peekersons disease"
"Don't worry about him, he's got peekersons disease"
"Can you stop peeking, so you don't die?"
"I'll kill him this time, I promise I don't have peekersons disease"
by wheelguy February 23, 2022
Get the peekersons diseasemug. A tongue-in-cheek term for COVID-19 in light of Donald Trump's own infection, following months of downplaying the virus behind the global pandemic.
by Zedekiah8 October 5, 2020
Get the Donnie Diseasemug.