curtain pass

Driving from one side of the highway to the other in one fluid motion across 3 or more lanes with complete disregard for other drivers you have caused to slam on their brakes and crap their pants.

Nice curtain pass asshole. You just had to stay in the fast lane until the last 100 ft before your exit.

by parkerman November 25, 2007

hairy curtain

He act of having sex though a beard.

Either the males if it is long enough to have sec through. Or you have a third party dangle the beard in between while the act is commenced

Friend - how was the love making last night ?

Girl - we tried the hairy curtain, but his friend curt kept staring at my beave

by Hosstich July 20, 2017

Mexican curtain

Excessively dangling vagina lips

Look at the Mexican curtains on that girl!

by Ms Mayhem April 9, 2017

Curtain Rail

A chin strap left to hang out for six months.

A woman repellant.

Also the most disgusting version of facial hair possibly grown.

"Brian tried to have a bite of my spaghetti but it got lost in his Curtain Rail."

"The guy was really nice, but he had a Curtain Rail."

"I can't find my second born child, I think it's in my man's Curtain Rail."

"I couldn't afford a mop, so I just used my Curtain Rail."

by GeorgeIsEnglish November 22, 2013

crust curtains

crust curtains:

when your a chic and your vagg starts to rust shut and then begins to fall apart.

"ive gotcrust curtains"-Madonna

by mohsus October 15, 2014

Curtain draggin

The equivalence of tea bagging but for a women to do to a man. A women's way of tea bagging.

This nasty bitch been curtain dragging me all day.

by Lover 1999999o June 7, 2018

Curtain Popping

When you are a P Director doing so many shows and hoes the joy you get from when you open that curtain to step out on stage.

P Director: "Dayummm, you hear how loud dem broads screamed when I was Curtain Popping"

by Bud Swayze June 11, 2023