Bird Curtains

When you are so fat that both sides of your testicles cover your penis .

Holy Fawk Ricky look at the bird curtains on that fat bastard. I bet he has to hold ‘em to the sides when he’s getting a blowie.

by The Toe Truck May 13, 2022

curtain touching

When you get super fried, sit on the couch and get super distracted by your curtains and start quenching your inner desire for tactile stimulation by touching them.

"Dude, i spent Friday night curtain touching"

by bwcodes January 13, 2009

Curtain wrangler

A nosey neighbor who calls the authorities on anyone and everyone for the slightest reason.

My kids were outside playing basketball and the curtain wrangler next door called the police because they weren't wearing masks.

by IconoJett May 26, 2020

curtain blowing

The act of placing one's lips over the labia and blowing as to create a loud flapping sound.

Eric gives lessons on curtain blowing in his free time.

by Paulina Parker September 24, 2007

chocolate curtains

When someone has anal sex with a woman, then moves down to standard vaginal intercourse.

friends talking to each other "I did the chocolate curtains on Helen the other night"

by thats my way April 11, 2013

crotch curtain

Also known as a human fanny pack, it is when your stomach gets so big that it covers your privates.

Mike: Hey Carl, look at that fat guy in his personal scooter.
Carl: Damn, he has a huge crotch curtain!
Mike: Yeah. Just like every other person that rides a scooter in Disney World

by El Jayzus February 20, 2016

Quivering curtains

Why did you look this up?

Why the fuck am I looking up quivering curtains

by Why? Why? Why? Why? July 08, 2019