Cucumber

A bit of backstory.. In ancient times when dinosaurs flew into space, women got really fuckin' horny and would grow a secret relic known as 'a cuCUMber' back then they over pronounced the CUM part because that was the tailored devices purpose. Back when religion was big, pussies would stay as dry as the sahara desert and tight asf, so the cuCUMbers were small, but since slavery stopped sluts banged blacks and needed FUCKIN huge dildos and thats... how babies are made

Girl A: Fuck he's been out of town for weeks i need something to ease me
Billy mays: HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT THE cuCUMber! BUY IT SO YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!
Girl A:YAY now i can get out the kitchen!

by KekCovfefeSwegDab August 26, 2017

Cucumbered

To help someone and then you get the raw end of the stick

I can’t believe how much he/she just royally cucumbered me right now.

by Lordweeksofben February 5, 2021

Cucumber love

The act of making love to yourself using only a foot long cucumber

Mom get out of my room it’sy cucumber love time !!

by Who-bob-what-penis July 15, 2018

as crucial as cucumbers

Unless your making pickles, cucumbers are not crucial so this is a saying when you declare something as not necessary.

As Mary was getting ready for her job interview, she realized that she had neglected to brush up on her Spanish. As this job required no language other than French, she calmed herself and realized her concerns were as crucial as cucumbers.

by von groovy August 9, 2024

Cucumber

Tom’s sex toy

Tom said you want to play hide the cucumber

by Tom wealy December 25, 2021

Cucumber salad

When a woman sits on you face and lick butthole to clit.

Damn girl, you and me...we are awkward. Want me to give you a cucumber salad to break the tension?

by Coralface June 10, 2023

Cody’s cucumber

The act of going to rehab, stealing UV lights from a nearby greenhouse, planting a cucumber in a shoe under your bed and growing it until it is a decent size to be used as a dildo for your anus. Make sure while your dildalate, you are in the shower. Using while in your room is an act of exibitionism because you are in rehab and therefore have no privacy. To get the full effect, rename yourself “Cody”.

Probation officer #1: “God, he’s been in there FOREVER! What could a boy be doing in there?”
P.O. #2: “If i didn’t know any better, I’d say he’s pulling a ‘Cody’s Cucumber’.”

by 6millionjews November 29, 2020