Cucumber Slap

When you end up with a slice of cucumber all in your eye from a slap

When a work colleague slaps you upside the head with a slice of cucumber in their hand. Thats a cucumber slap.

Be careful as you may anger a midget when doing this

by Cuntybollock February 22, 2024

Cucumber

A cucumber is a vegetable that you can eat. You can eat the whole thing when you want.

Also it is the hot, beautiful, amazing, talented, lovely, pretty and breathtaking Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch, the father of his children and the husband of his beautiful wife Sophie Cumberbatch.
He is an actor and his fans pretend to forget his Name because it’s so weird. And often he is Benedict Cumberbatch Cucumber.

Person: What’s the name of that actor you like again?

Cumberbitch/Cumbercookie: Bendradwil Cucumber Benedict Cumberbatch I think.

by Kfldksnvdjejfbvcv August 19, 2020

Cucumber

Rodrigo Prada Gutierrez is the king cucumber

He is a cucumber because he is friends with gonzalo del rio

by Yolais yurger May 8, 2021

frozen cucumber

A frozen cucumber usually occurs when an iced penis is surprisingly entered into a fuck socket. The refusal of sex that ensues results in a very cold version of blue balls.

I tried giving her the Old El Paso Snowplow but ended up with a frozen cucumber.

by Todd Schneider July 17, 2018

cucumber loves me

The act of making love to yourself using only a foot long cucumber

cucumber loves me

by somethingsomethinggayguy March 1, 2021

Mexican Cucumber Biscuit

A sexual act in which the male partner uses a strap on cucumber and places it between the woman's "biscuit." He then proceeds to take it out with the woman's jizz on it and feeds it to her in a forceful manner.

What did you do last night?
I gave my girl the Mexican Cucumber Biscuit.

by bigrichardcockisgay February 8, 2019

cucumber

Cucumber is a widely-cultivated creeping vine plant in the Cucurbitaceae family that bears usually cylindrical fruits, which are used as vegetables. Considered an annual plant, there are three main varieties of cucumber — slicing, pickling, and burpless/seedless — within which several cultivars have been created.

a cucumber is a good vegetable that is green

by Tika Wappa December 17, 2021