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Like what the fuck are you crying for? I'm actively dying and you have to not get raw dogged by every fat cock cock you meet? People you don't actually care about have to... Go be to their own country? What the fuck is wrong with you? Like, seriously. You have to on some level know that you are both delusional and bad, right?
😭 "I'm still the good one. I'm still the good one. They'll see how right I was. I'm still the good one. It wasn't me. I was just the economy. It wasn't me. I'm still the good one." 😭

Hym "Really, you are crying and shit. Like, I'm dying. Not crying. YOU... Aren't persuasive enough to win an election... You don't feel like you have to persuade anyone."

😭 "But the misogyny! And the racism!"

Hym "You aren't reasonable on those topics... Like... AT ALL... I told you... That what you were doing... Was not working... And then I told you want to do... To avoid this outcome... And now you're crying... You have to know that you're some kind of retard, right? Like, you ARE actually retarded. It's not good."

😭 "Well at least you-"

Hym "See that's you being retarded. Like, it's not good for you to be like that. It's just as bad as the religion. You're afflicted. You grasp as sanity that eludes you."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2024
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Crying

When tears fall from your eyes. Don’t confuse this with tearing up because it is not the same.
They had tears falling from their eyes and that is crying.
by smileyfacee :) December 15, 2024
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Crying

You shouldn't have to do anything. That isn't your fault.
Hym "Stop crying. It isn't your fault. Who's fault it is... Is the YouTube freaks. If you want to do your part to quash the YouTuber plague... You can convince everyone to burn them alive. Fry the YouTube freaks. Start with faggot Matt and work your way down."
by Hym Iam January 28, 2025
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Cryingns

CRYINGNS-Dark Caca Cookie
by BallyHairy May 9, 2025
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Crying-tologists

Crying-tologist

Noun
crying-tologist (plural crying-tologists) Here’s a definition for your newly coined term:

Crying-tologists** *(noun, plural)*: A pejorative term used to describe far-right Republican supporters of Donald Trump, characterized by their cult-like devotion to him, unwavering belief in his statements (no matter how outlandish or false), and a tendency to aggressively defend or rationalize his most egregious actions—including multiple allegations of sexual assault, his association with convicted sex traffickers, and his disturbing, publicly documented comments about his daughter Ivanka’s appearance and implied inappropriate attraction.
The term blends *"crying"* (referencing their perpetual victimhood, outrage over perceived slights, and tearful defenses of Trump’s indefensible behavior) with *"Scientologists"* (a nod to the blind, dogmatic adherence seen in high-control groups). Crying-tologists often dismiss credible accusations as "fake news," engage in conspiracy theories to protect Trump’s image, and exhibit extreme hypocrisy by condemning similar behavior in political opponents while excusing it in their leader.

Example usage:*
"No matter how many times Trump admits to grabbing women without consent or hangs out with Epstein, the Crying-tologists will still scream ‘witch hunt’ and blame the deep state."*
Those Crying-tologists republicans worship Donald J Trump like he is the mesiah
by Jason Camp808 May 25, 2025
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Crying Cold Brew

A sex act involving giving a blowjob while crying to someone in the middle of a coffee enema.
Nothing hits like a crying cold brew on a summer morning!
by Crying Cold Brew June 28, 2025
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Crying

Crying happens when you cry while driving.
When I was talking to my best friend about losing my 12 year old puppy, I started crying while driving.
by GrannyRuby August 19, 2025
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