Mexi Cruiser

A shitty 90's car or truck driven by a mexican that has lowered suspension, an obnoxiously loud muffler, shitty chrome painted plastic parts, shitty chrome rims, a hood scoop, a wing on the back end, and an assortment of performance decals.

Wow that '94 Honda Civic that is falling apart, loud as hell, chromed out, and lowered is sure a Mexi Cruiser.

by saintsfan1313 December 28, 2009

alaskan cruise

The act of freezing a water bottle a few hours before having sex, to only then cut out the frozen cylinder from the plastic to use on your partner as penetration.

Anthony: "hey baby, ready to go on an Alaskan Cruise?"
Girl "SURE! I'll pack now!"
Anthony: "no, i'm fucking you with this frozen cock cylinder of ice"

by antbugz February 14, 2014

Cruise Marry Shag

Game Played On Gavin & Stacey

Given 3 Options Cruise, Marry, Shag And Are Also Given 3 Celebrities To Match Them Too, Similar To Snog Marry Avoid.

Cruise Marry Shag Example

Tom Cruise,Zac Efron,Matthew Lewis

Cruise;Tom Cruise
Marry; Matthew Lewis
Shag; Zac Efron

by Spotted Dick 500 August 3, 2011

puddle cruiser

a creepy old guy who cruises the puddles of the playgrounds to find some wet child to diddle.

wow...see that creepy old guy beside the van in the high socks and short shorts? hes a total; puddle cruiser.

by weisyo May 31, 2006

jerusalem cruiser

Any rope sandal that is similar in style to the kind that Jesus would have worn.

"Hey, Ryan, where'd you buy the Jerusalem Cruisers?"

by Tony April 24, 2003

Tom Cruise

To go into a state of temporary insanity and to jump around and uncontrollably yell out a lie like "I love Katie Holmes!" while in a public place. Often happens because of self denial or following stupid cults see scientology

man #1 Man, I love that Katie Holmes
man #2 Oh no, you must be having a Tom Cruise, quickly, get him before he starts jumping around!

by the retarded dictionary October 6, 2008

Cruise Night

Occurs on Sunday nights in Winnipeg, Manitoba. People with nice cars parade them down Portage avenue to show them off. Teenagers go in their mommy's cavaliers, or their ricey civics, to see the nice cars. They try to trick themselves into believing their car is nice just because they slap some huge spoiler on and throw and some subwoofers in their trunk. People of similar car makes or interests gather in parking lots to compare vehicles and modifications. Cops are a huge buzzkill at these events,boxing people in parking lots and looking extremely closely for minor infractions, like having green tinted reverse lights, then fining you heavily for it. Occurance of ORGANIZED and SAFE street racing are scarce, since the cops shut it down on Hamelin Ave and Brady Road. Because God knows they don't have anything better to do, like stopping real crimes. Instead they have to harrass young kids and discourage them from their hobbies, just to fill their quotas of tickets.

(And no I am not endorsing street racing, at least just not those random idiots who do it in traffic and kill people. If you are organized and on an empty street, and nobody is in danger of getting hurt, why is that so wrong?)

I love the way Cruise Nights used to be.

Oooh, look at that nice Camaro, those guys in it were hot too.

Wow, I wish I was as cool as that fag in that Civic.

I hear rice

Oink Oink

by Sheryl Mary Jean April 30, 2006