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Cripple Slap

when someone who is crippled, gives you a nice solid slap.
Dude! You just cripple slapped me!
by cosisondogs April 10, 2010
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yung crippling depression

A meme page currently at 60.7k followers that has a deep obsession with pugs, yung.crippling.depression post at least twice daily.
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Freind- ya it was fire!
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crop dust a cripple

Man did you see her crop dust a cripple?
by holachica07soccer November 10, 2017
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cripple

1) to be severely messed up due to consumption of drugs (mainly pot unless otherwise specified); 2) to be in the act of or have the desire to perform a task (usually relating to drug consumption); 3) (as a noun) a state of being
1)
When dealing with pot: "wow that last bowl crippled me to the belt"
When dealing with other drugs, the drug must be specifically mentioned: "last night was out of control, i was so crippled drunk that i fell down a flight of steps and then urinated myself"
2)
"dude hurry up and cripple that joint so we can go inside and feast mcdonalds"
"there is no sense in even trying to talk to Ronnie, he has been crippling the beer bong all night and is too messed up to form coherent thoughts"
3)
"look at Pedro, that last hit turned him into a cripple"
by tom prough October 30, 2003
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crippy chron

Weed that makes you high: if you get really high, you can call it the triple crip.
by Weeter Paulus August 26, 2003
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An exclamation that can be used after having encountered a bad situation. Can be used in conjunction with; Jesus Christ, Christ, Jesus Tap dancing Christ, and "awww hell".
Dude A: Hey have you seen that video with two chicks and a cup?

Dude B: Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass! That was fucked!
by JPF December 31, 2007
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ass crippling trots

Self explanatory for a severe case of diarrhea. Generally, resulting in the pat - don't wipe method.
I got a stomach bug and had the ass crippling trots for a week!
by stahlout September 15, 2006
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