spice cream

Superheated, ultra-painful liquid feces brought on by ingesting spicy food and/or cheap alcohol.

"Man, I was in tears on the bowl for an hour from the Spice Cream the wings and beer gave me."

by Whitey McGee September 22, 2007

Creamed Poop

The act of getting it up the ass, having him finsh off in you, then pooping it out and having your poop creamed.

Creamed Poop: Last night Marcus got his poop creamed.

by stan mig January 11, 2011

Zipper cream

An unfortunate type of premature ejaculation in which a male spurts into the zipper of his pants while trying to remove them.

Jake was so excited about sexy times with Sheila that he zipper creamed everywhere. Sheila was not excited.

by redread January 21, 2014

Cream Flaps

Cream flaps are vag lips that have been squirted with a healthy dose of cum.

Last night Jason blew 5 loads in Marci and her cream flaps were sticking to her panties.

by MrsRuff April 20, 2014

cream coma

The act of a man masturbating so often and so frequently within a short period of time that he passes out.

"Hey, what happened to Justin? I haven't seen him in weeks since I gave him that porn membership for his birthday."
"Oh, he's in a cream coma."

by the_real_dirty_dan January 6, 2015

cookies and creaming

When you cookies and cream yourself you are sexually pleased but also very afraid so you simultaneously jizz and shit your pants at the same time

Oh my god Brenda is wearing those booty shorts and carrying a strap-on, man I think I think I am cookies and creaming

by Armincreamedhispants November 10, 2015

choda cream

Choda cream is the greasy layer of oily sweat, dirt, dead skin cells, fecal matter, urine and ejaculate that forms over your choda...especially when you don't bathe daily.

I got choda cream all over my new boxer shorts.

by 011000101101001010101010001011 February 28, 2016