cradlesnatcher

Someone (usually a male) who dates people much younger than them

He's such a cradlesnatcher, 17 and going out with a 13 year old

by AmyW July 16, 2007

Crawley Cunt

someone who thinks they are better than you but lives on the outskirts of London and is a stuck up girl, who denis what you say to her face. BLoody, Bloody, n........

Mike did you see that Crawley Cunt in Cake Box?

by bloodyBloodyn.... November 21, 2019

pole crawler

An ugly stripper, a fat stripper

YO dude that pole crawler has quite the mug on her !!!

by Joe LaRussa July 23, 2006

craplunk

The echoing sound of crap as it hits the water.

Honey, are you alright, I heard a huge craplunk and thought you may have fallen in.

by Guy Strunk May 25, 2006

cral

One who sounds like a terrorist or one who secretly plans to destroy the world. Also, a cral is unresponsive and seemingly anti-social.

"Hey man, what's up?"
-"Nothing..."
*10 minutes later*
"Hey cral, you still there?"
-"Yes."

Typical conversation between a normal person and a cral that goes on for hours until the normal person goes insane.

by Sean987 April 26, 2006

reverse crawdaddy

A sexual position upon which the receieving end is on all four of his or her limbs, with the back arched and facing towards the ground (note, not to be confused with doggy style). It's best put into an analogy that you're on all fours, and your stomach is the shell of the turtle or crayfish. Commonly done among practitioners of Yoga, gymnasts, and other nimble, kinky sorts.

I'm tired of all the normal everyday mundane sex-- lets make like a shrimp and try some reverse crawdaddy!

by Wookiestick November 24, 2003

cradle of filth

Symphonic Black metal. Very good shit, wonderful lyrics. Disturbing videos. Don't take themselves too seriously, almost certainly because they're British, and thats how we do things over here. This only improves them in my opinion, but is probably one of the reasons why loads of goths hate them, since mosts goths take everything way too seriously, and also because they're popular and the majority of goths seem to have some strange thing about hating anything popular. I love em, and complaining about the lyrics is stupid because all their albums have cover slips with the lyrics in them, so read that if you can't hear what they're saying, and NEVER try listening to Arch Enemy.

"Two thousand fattened years like maniacs,
have despoiled our common grave,
now what necrophagous second coming backs,
From the Cradle to Enslave."

by KharBevNor December 14, 2003