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cosmo

maker of a line of strap-on dildos for men or women. Made famous by message board poster with the name "cosmo" who swears they are the best thing since sliced bread.
Person 1: Did you see cosmo raving about those cosmo dildo's again?

Person 2: yeah, poor fellow. I heard he lost his in an accident.
by Ragnar Lindstrom February 24, 2008
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cosmo

a guy who goes absolutely crazy when he plays football/sports;insane in the membrane.
Dude, Bob went cosmo on me after I hit him and then he KICKED...MY...ASS.
by Ann glasglow January 1, 2006
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Cosmas

Cosmas will shift your womb.
by IG. @CURZMARZ August 17, 2018
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cosmediwreck

1) What happens when one has a car accident while puting on make-up.
2) When a woman's make-up application is entirely poorly applied, or has way too much make-up on. See also T-Fayed
Tammy Faye Baker's face is a cosmediwreck. ":
by giglingurl February 7, 2008
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Cosmo Lounge

A lounge located in Milwaukee Wisconsin, on the UW Milwaukee campus. Cosmo Lounge's slogan is "Where smart people meet". Past events at the cosmo lounge include movie nights, Always Sunny in Philadelphia marathons, and long sessions of The Club. The cosmo lounge follows the Man Laws, with a specific list of amendments
I was chillin in the cosmo lounge and I had an awesome time, man those guys are cool
by Will Drew September 23, 2009
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Cosmetron

Greedy commission whores who work in a department store cosmetics department. Usually with a full face of make up and high heels.
"I walked into Bloomingdales and was approched by every single cosmetron in there. They are so pushy."
by TBW407 January 26, 2010
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Cosmic Diaper

A humorous activity involving diapers and unwilling participants. Acquire a diaper bulging with poo, preferable one a child has used multiple times before changing. Activate some glow sticks (multicolor if adventurous) and crack them open, dumping their luminous contents into the previously discussed shit sack. Make sure to mix it nicely. Now go to any social event that is poorly lit, (dance club, preschool naptime, religious ceremony, hardcore mosh pit) and fling your lambent, liquid baby poo-filled pouch in a windmill like motion. The resulting spatters take on the appearance of the nighttime cosmos.
Sam: Those guys at the church were such dicks for saying my brother couldn't stay at the lock-in because he's gay.

Jason: Don't worry about them bro. After you left I went back there and unleashed a cosmic diaper all over their LAN party.
by PunkRoctorok October 22, 2011
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