Dylan Cole

Dylan Coles are the sexiest humans alive. They get all the chicks. From freshman to seniors and even cougars they get major pussy. If you’re lucky enough to get a Dylan Cole prepare to give the best head of your life. Their TikToks are also really sexy.

freshman: damn that Dylan Cole be lookin sexy
Senior: back of bitch he’s mine
freshman: oh really we snap

Senior: well we fucked last night
freshman: ugh! Dylan Coles are such dicks

by kittenbaby2007 November 3, 2019

TRISTAN COLE

TRISTAN IS JUST FUCKING BETTER THAN EVERYONE INCLUDING JOEL AND FINN

TRISTAN COLE🤤🤤🤤🤤

by Nascar and peep is cool asf September 16, 2020

Cameron Cole

A 5"1 NIGGER that will fuck your dad

"YOO IT'S CAMERON COLE!!"
He then had a new dad.

by Ikonik_delta341 January 28, 2022

sugar-coated lies

Those donuts aren't food, they are poison. Same with chocolate chip cookies, the double Dutch chocolate cake, the can of soda, the bag of potato chips, and the pretzel-wrapped hotdogs.

All that junk isn't food, it doesn't fuel you, it kills you! it literally kills you!

Me: "I'm hungry"

*Reaches for a donut*
Jocko: THOSE DONUTS AREN'T FOOD, THEY ARE SUGAR-COATED LIES!

by supersizedmcshizzle April 13, 2023

Tyler Duane Cole

Tyler Cole is the most caring, loving, sweetest person you could meet. he is never rude to someone unless they have done something to him. he has always had a bright smile even through the hard times. Tyler always puts other people before him. Tyler is also very funny and never fails to make you laugh. miss you tyler.. rip

long live Tyler Duane Cole💔 #LLT

by longlivetyler October 29, 2020

ashley cole

A name used to describe somebody who is only motivated by money. They will throw all their toys out of their pram when they have been caught doing something that they shouldn't have been doing. A cheap man's David Beckham.

Guy 1: Dude, I found out that you porked my missus. I have photographic evidence. I want to put it all in the past though - you are a mate after all.

Guy 2: WTF??!! OMG!! That's so fucking typical of you. How dare you hang me out to dry like this!! I thought you were my friend? I FUCKING HATE YOU. *boo hoo hoo*

Guy 1: Stop being such an Ashley Cole.

by teh trevmeistaar September 10, 2006

Colbert Eclair

Using 2 chips and a whip cream can, cover one chip in whip cream and then place the second chip on top. Consume! And enjoy!

First invented by Stephen Colbert on the Colbert Report on March 31st 2010

I just gave your mom a Colbert Eclair

by John Stuart Stwart March 31, 2010