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Colorado Gasline

- Also called “reverse CPR”, this is commonly regarded as a sexual position similar to the lotus flower in which a couple sits in a river, stream, or large tub. One person sits up right with legs forward as the partner sits between the other’s legs and facing his/her partner. The second person then wraps his/her legs around the other while attempting to angle his/her anus towards the other so that both person’s anuses touch.

- With one person relaxed and a seal established, the other proceeds to fart into the anus of the other; similar to the mouth-to-mouth resuscitation technique taught in CPR classes.

- For added safety and maximum benefit, fill tub with water or jello to improve seal and assist with gas leak detection.

- *NOTE: not to be confused with the Colorado Gas Line Charge in which a tube is inserted into both anuses and the couple proceeds to fart into each other’s rectums in an attempt to “charge” each other’s line
If you need your partner to “warm your soul” ask for the Colorado Gasline
by Jovat August 29, 2023
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Colorado Snapping Turtle

The act of biting of the pubes of a woman’s vagina
Guy 1: I met this girl last night and gave her the good ol Colorado Snapping Turtle

Guy 2: Lucky! My girl won’t let me do it.
by SexcMannn September 18, 2021
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Colorado Wall

A mental point of no return where an individual is lost to a cult.
They Cheered for it. A Colorado Wall. A wall. In Colorado. To stop the Mexicans from crossing the border. in Colorado.
by Danky Kang October 23, 2019
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Colorado

A state that is run by liberal communist motherfuckers who let fascism go on in their state
I cannot stand Colorado, there’s no fucking freedom in that state! They also want to take Trump off the 2024 ballot! - Josh
by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 19, 2023
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Colorado Blunt Smoke

While visiting the Rocky Mountains of Colorado and you notice your eye lids starting to lower you know you have gotten a contact second hand high from the stoner atmosphere.
Colby’s eye lids had started to lower from the blunt smoke. He has succumbed to the effects of the Colorado Blunt Smoke.
by GinnerRat March 10, 2024
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Colorado lollipop

When a guy sucks another guys dick to see what his girlfriend or wife taste like
Billy gave Dan a Colorado Lollipop to see what his girlfriend taste like.
by William Hawkins February 9, 2024
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The Ol’ Colorado

When you suffer an injury, for which you are admitted to the hospital for multiple days. Then you fuck your case worker.
“Surgery went well! Afterward, he was feeling good enough to give her the Ol’ Colorado.”
by Qnig May 23, 2022
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