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Colorado Rooster

When you carve a hole in the bus seat leading to the person in front of you, then put your dick in the hole to poke them in the back.
"Yo did you hear that Kathy got hit by Jared's colorado rooster earlier today?"
"Yeah dude apparently she broke his dick while it was in there"
by GoofyNooba January 14, 2018
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Colorado Crockpot

The act of filling your roommates anal cavity with pork, chicken or beef allow it to sit there for approximately 2 hours once it is well cooked in there you remove it and have them put one of their own bodily fluids on it. This can be any fluid from their body they can’t tell you what it is you must eat it and guess what it was. Thus you have the Colorado crockpot.
Damn bro last night me and my roommate tried the Colorado crockpot it was lit dog you should try it.
by Cholesterol Carl April 5, 2020
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Colorado glazer

The act of a man coming inside of a woman’s vagina, then proceeding to finger her until she comes. The man then removes his fingers and allows them to dry, creating a glaze. Both individuals then select one finger to collectively lick clean.
Bro 1: How was the sex last last night?
Bro 2: Good, except for the morning breath after a Colorado glazer.
by A4 Notorious May 13, 2020
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colorado coathanger

The tried and true trick of inserting a bent wire coat hanger into the vagina to abort a baby.
Jessica's ex-boyfriend got her pregnant and she couldn't tell her parents, so she had to do the ol' Colorado Coathanger trick.
by Grodon Fereman November 22, 2020
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Roxborough colorado

A small community in between Castle Rock and Highlands Ranch, Co.

With access to Roxborough State Park, some visitors come to view the beautiful red rocks, including the artist from the Lion King! Who gathered his inspiration from our iconic rocks, now it’s mostly local kids who like to climb up and smoke a joint.

With no high school, the roxborough bubble was popped for many when they moved onto middle school. So if you happen to have a roxborough kid in your class, we sincerely apologize. We’re a different breed.

Please come and enjoy our small but growing community ! We have a sonic . ... and I think pizza ?? But we definitely have marijuana and ketamine!!
Roxborough Colorado is such a diverse community
by liamhryf September 29, 2020
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Colorado Ounce

A "Colorado Ounce" is an ounce of marijuana composed of four individual quarter ounces of different strains of marijuana, named for the Colorado state recreational marijuana purchasing laws regarding out-of-state citizens, which often require a person to visit four different recreational marijuana shops, purchasing a quarter ounce from each, in order to leave the state with a full ounce of marijuana.
"I just picked up a Colorado Ounce from San Luis, let's smoke!"
"Let's drive up to Colorado and grab a couple COz's!"
by person on her bus May 30, 2017
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colorado gear grinder

When the person driving a manual . Is *getting down on the passengers popsicle* while the passenger shifts gears an steers.
Officer 1: I don't think they where drunk officer 2. I think she was just giving a Colorado gear grinder.
Officer 2: They probably would of been better off drinking.
by Flowstrider April 20, 2018
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