lard cock-block

A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.

Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.

by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017

Cock Block

Cock Block:
The action of preventing a male from scoring on a female.
Example:
Hypothetically, at a bar mitzvah, a boy named Ryan and his SO, Harley, are making out. Harley's friend Remy was driving her home. While they were hooking up, Remy lies about them having to leave. This is preventing Ryan from going further, thus a cockblock. In this situation, Remy is a cock blocker, and the action where she cock blocked, was tricking Harley to stop.

Aidan- "Did Ryan get with Harley?"
Graham- "No, Remy cockblocked."
Aidan- "She is such a cock block."

by DAMCANSUELA June 19, 2017

Cock block

A cock block is a place is the imagination where all people other than your spouse have forgotten about your cock for a second.

I've got another cock block coming in 5,4,3,2,1....

by Chest tanks June 19, 2017

Cock Block

A Cock Block is some who is a compete cunt but also blocks you out

You're being a complete Cock Block today Harry

by ovlavla July 2, 2016

Block Cock

When somebodies dick is an odd shape.

i.e. a weiner with sharper edges than usual
(Yes, its possible).

Dude did you see David's block cock on the internet?

by iiAvolition May 25, 2016

Cock blocked

prevents pussy for other, also known as Vikki

Dude, did you just get cock blocked twice by Vikki?

by Bitchum May 3, 2016

Cock Blocking Position

The position a cock blocker assumes before he/she is about to block some cock.

A guy and a girl sit down next to each other body language facing one another. The cock blocker then pulls up a chair and sits between them.

Person 1: why’s that guy interrupting a two person conversation?

Person 2: oh you mean Jason? He’s about to assume the cock blocking position.

by Unblockmycock September 14, 2020