Cobaine and Cocaina (Dumb): The First Release To A Juvenile

What I call homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cobaine and Cocaina (Dumb): The First Release To A Juvenile

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Cobaining

When you blow a load onto your own face after jerking off.

“Doing it the Hemingway” is another acceptable term.

Clancy: Dude, I was strangling my one-eyed underpants-worm last night and ended up totally Cobaining myself.

Gunther: That’s disgusting dude I didn’t need to know that.

Clancy: Jokes on you, the skin on my face has never been smoother.

by Oatnut June 29, 2019

The Kurt Cobain Game

It’s like Russian Roulette but with a shotgun and all the shells are live

My girlfriend just broke up with me, I think I’m going to play the Kurt Cobain Game now.

by Dr. BootyMuncher January 29, 2024

Kurt Cobain

greasy, witty, punky 1990s heartthrob. he had nice hair and sang about vomiting, cum & diarrhea, if that's not definitive of pretty neat, than i don't know what is

Kurt Cobain? Oh, the guy who made that cool painting of that crossdressing looking marionette? I love that guy!

by sistinearsonist January 06, 2024

Kurt Cobain Nirvana Baby

“Kurt Cobain Nirvana Baby” is a sentence which automatically gets bitches to hop on that meat stick.

Try it!

You: “Kurt Cobain Nirvana Baby!”
Girl: “I wanna fuck you so hard your weenie falls off”

by okin June 11, 2022

Pulling a Kurt Cobain

To decide your ceiling needs some color, and shooting yourself in the head to fix the problem

Pulling a Kurt Cobain was the exact fix of my boring ass white ceiling

by Thebigboppinbitch May 21, 2025

Kurt Cobain

Kurt Cobain was born on fFebruary 20th 1967. He lived most of his life in Aberdeen. Ha had a younger sister fallen Kimberly (Kim) his parents divorced when he was 9 or 10 years old, I think. He liked to sing and was very musical. He was right handed but he played guitar left-handed. He was the frontman of Nirvana with bassguitarist Kirst Novoselic and drummer Dave Grohl. He was married to Courtney Love. He got married in his pyjamas on Hawaii. His daughter's name is Frances Bean Cobain. Kurt Cobain shot himself on April 5th 1994.

Me: Kurt Cobain would have been 51 years old in 2018

by Emmasteph December 31, 2018