Classic St.Johns

When a school(usually underfunded, public school with bad teachers) does the complete, unrational and border-line unfair choice. Basically a school troll.
Matthias- Hey what did you get on your history quiz?
Brandon- Well, I got a 59.9%. When i asked if the teacher could round it, he said no.
M/B- Classic St.Johns!
by Antonio Coolio March 15, 2017
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Classic Abby

When you realize something is funny only when someone else thinks it's funny, eben though... it's not so much
While watching Just Go With It, your friend mimics Adam Sandler when he pets Barto on the head and then laughs. You see her laughing so you laugh and say, "classic Abby"
by Erics & TEPS September 11, 2011
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The Aaron Classic

"We had a right conversation going and he's after pulling The Aaron Classic"
by theaaronclassic June 30, 2022
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Classical Transhumanism

Classical Transhumanism is a transhumanist ideology that supports that robotics and metal machines should be the base of the whole transhumanism, classical transhumanism opposes Geneticism, Extraphysicism, Quantumism, Esoteric Transhumanism, Spiritualicism and all other non-conventional or recent transhumanist currents or transhumanist currents who are not exactly robotic and metallic. Classical Transhumanism is hardcore materialist and supports ideologies such as New Atheism, Anti-Deathism, Scientistic Aristocracy, Technocracy and Neo-Positivism, it's hardcore scientistic and rejects any possibility of existence of gods, extraphysical beings and even existence of extraphysics, multiverses and anything beyond matter, beyond physics and beyond the universe we live in. Classical Transhumanism differs from Transhumanism itself, because classical transhumanism usually seeks to preservate the original ideology of transhumanism and do not change the path of transhumanism, while transhumanism can accept other currents, ideas and theories inside it.
"Classical transhumanism is really materialistic, scientistic and reactionary, it also seeks to eliminate all opposite views about evolution of humankind and only let their alternative, classical transhumanism, as the only valid option for human evolution, being there are a lot of ways and methods for humans evolve, not just mixing with classical transhumanist machines and robots, there are a lot of ways, such as the ones classicla transhumanism is against like geneticism, extraphysicism, quantumism, esoteric transhumanism, spiritualicism and so on."
by Full Monteirism May 19, 2021
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Classic triangle

the unfunny thing we call a triangle with all 60 degrees
by skrunkle the fake one October 24, 2023
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Classic Connection

One of the top show choirs in the nation. Located in Waterloo, Indiana Classic Connection dominates the show choir world with face-melting choreography and a powerful sound. They receive grand champion placements regularly in mixed championship divisions and have been named Indiana State Champion two years running.

Members have been known for their pick-up ultimate frisbee and soccer teams along with causing mayhem during competitions: stealing cookies from judges tables, putting ketchup under toilet seats, and "borrowing" miscellaneous items from schools.
Damn, Classic Connection just stopped my borgasm!
by bigolfan February 08, 2011
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the ismael classic

when someone plays as donkey kong in smash bros ultimate picks you up and cargo throws you at the bottom corner of the stage.
did you just pull of the ismael classic”
by IDIEDONTHURSDAY November 18, 2020
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