Chuck Norris

You do not search for Chuck Norris. He searches for you.

Watch your back. Chuck Norris wil findyou.

by ijndcie32idjf31rfj1rfj13 July 28, 2012

Chuck Norris

Person that can do anything.

Windows vista refuses to crash or freeze when being operated by Chuck Norris.

by asdfbrian January 28, 2010

[chuck norris]

chuck norris does not pee his name in the snow he pee's his name in ROCK!

chuck norris does not pee his name in the snow he pee's his name in ROCK!

by Joe 456789 January 18, 2009

Chuck Norris

Noun: God, The son, the holy spirit, the father, the father's father, perfection. Every thing right about this world.

Adjective: for something to be awesome, amazing, outstanding, perfect.

verb: to do something perfectly, astonishingly amazing. Also, to round house kick some one at lightspeed.

Eric- That fail was sooo fucking Chuck Norris man!

Sean- Yeah dude he Chuck Norris'd that shit.

Brian Bell- Guys.. I just got Chuck Norris'd in the face...

everyone- AHAHAAAHAAAhaa...

Taylor- wtfbbq? :D

by 13xshadex13 May 2, 2009

Chuck Norris

The reason why waldo is hiding.

Person 1) Damn it, Why can't I find Waldo?!?!?!!

Person 2) Because he saw Chuck Norris

by -----Enter pseudonym here----- November 27, 2010

Chuck Norris

Jesus's bodyguard. That's how awesome he is

First guy: I'm gonna kill Jesus
Second guy: You'll have to get through Chuck Norris first.
First guy: Aw, screw that!

by Matt mickey November 5, 2010

Chuck Norris

1) Run from this.
2) When you see this, Be prepared to be roundhouse kicked.
3) The end of life.

"OH MY GOD IT'S CHUCK NORRIS! RUN!!!"

by Mister LoLz April 3, 2009