Church Chub

Getting an erection while inside a church

"dude i got a huge church chub when Lisa got up to sing at morning service"

by dealsnik May 30, 2012

chub muffin

A form of saying someone is chubby without sounding as mean

Eric: Dude, she's so chubby!
David: Don't say that, that's mean. She's just a chub muffin.

by icanthearyou November 6, 2010

chub crawl

Any activity involving an all-you-can-eat buffet or attending multiple dining locations in a given period of time.

Our trip to Epcot Center turned into a real chub crawl as we ate our way through every country.

by MSKCC May 30, 2009

Chub Smuggler

Someone with a penis ("chub") hidden up their anus ("to smuggle"). Used to imply a person's sexual orientation in a derogatory way, inferring that they are not masculine.

Look, he runs like a girl. We don't want that chub smuggler on our team!

by chaz emmonds January 8, 2010

nub chub

A combination of the words noob and chobo. Used mainly by one who emerges victorious keeps calm while the opponent flames.

opponent: YOU FUCKING TOWUR ABYUSENG NOOBZEORS
victorious player: gg nub chub ^^

by ctrl-z October 7, 2004

Chub

A persons cock that is small and and fat and is the color maroon.

"Frank, you have a chub! You have a maroon cock!"

by NumetalFag July 9, 2009

Chub Rub

Another term for a semi-boner

When a mans penis is hard but not erect

Johnathan noticed he had a chub rub while skype calling his girlfriend.

by Johnathan's girlfriend August 2, 2018