Church Chub

Getting an erection while inside a church

"dude i got a huge church chub when Lisa got up to sing at morning service"

by dealsnik March 02, 2012

chub muffin

A form of saying someone is chubby without sounding as mean

Eric: Dude, she's so chubby!
David: Don't say that, that's mean. She's just a chub muffin.

by icanthearyou November 05, 2010

Chub Scout

A Boy Scout who is found to be particularly attractive by the Scout Master. Thus giving the Scout Master a "Chubby".

"I wouldn't even be a Scout Master if it wasn't Timmy, he is such a Chub Scout!"

by Tur7le December 17, 2013

Utah Chub

A type of sucker fish, or a half erect Mormon dick, often found soaking in moist, fertile habitats.

Ah man, I was cruising the clubs in salt lake last night and saw this fine ass Mormon chick, totally gave me a Utah Chub. I'd definitely let her have 17 of my children!

by Professorbeerhands January 11, 2017

nub chub

A combination of the words noob and chobo. Used mainly by one who emerges victorious keeps calm while the opponent flames.

opponent: YOU FUCKING TOWUR ABYUSENG NOOBZEORS
victorious player: gg nub chub ^^

by ctrl-z October 08, 2004

Chub

A persons cock that is small and and fat and is the color maroon.

"Frank, you have a chub! You have a maroon cock!"

by NumetalFag July 10, 2009

chub wrap

A chub wrap is a condom, chub wraps take away all the feeling.

"Yo Pauly you better strap up that hookey has been around."

"Man forget that chub wraps are for sucka's!"

by Tmart23 April 29, 2010