Cheddar

Cash

I’m glad the voters passed the MMJ law. Now I just hope we can keep the rats at the capital from eating all the cheddar.

by Devvil Gee August 6, 2018

Slinkin' Cheddar

Cheddar is slang for drugs. Slinkin' Cheddar refers to the act of using that drug and getting high on it, thus slinkin' around due to the person's lack of, well, moving.

"Bruh, at the party I saw Ted slinkin' cheddar. I asked him where I could get some cheddar and he said to go fuck an obese office worker."

by Tim March V June 15, 2021

cheddar king

The king of cheddars and can defeat any Richard the cheddar king rules and cannot be defeated and has a second in command called cheddar head

Ohh look it’s cheddar king

by BEN_DOVER6968 October 26, 2019

Cheddar Goblin

another name for a gold digger

Yeah, I know what you mean, they are a real cheddar goblin... "Nothing's better than cheddar!"

by Melon Ball July 28, 2024

cheddar skillet

When a man with dick cheese performs anal on a man or woman.

I can't believe Justin doesn't wash his dong, he gave me a cheddar skillet!

by Beefalot June 4, 2017

cheddar facial

The etymology of this word has been lost by historians, counter-intuitively the world also is not related to physical cheese or spa treatments.

A Cheddar Facial is used for people who need to supplement their scraggly facial hair designs with donated fecal matter from others, thus enhancing the luscious nature of an artificial mane.

Chichael- Bro, I have been trying for weeks to grow out facial hair to make me look like the evil burger king, but since I am a little boy in a mans body my facial hair comes in patchy and thin.

Chonny- I can help you with that, best friend, let me give you a Cheddar Facial!

::pluck puck, pinch pinch, draw draw::

Chichael- Wow Chonny thanks! Now I really look like my favorite fast food character!! and I smell just like your ear pit!

by Cup of Rice February 25, 2014

Cheddar

Cheezy, over the top, overly involved, hyped low quality.

"He baked pink cupcakes for all the staff, that's so cheddar" "The decorations for St Patrick's day were so cheddar they must have come from the dollar store."

by Lylubell August 2, 2023