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cheating wanker

See Rohan (7)

Lying, cheating, worthless scum of the Earth that hasn't had a shag in over a year cos' his dick is too infected.

Compulsive liar.
Stingy bastard.
Selfish gay prick.
Uuuuuuurgh look at that cheating wanker Rohan - gross!

Rohan tried it on with me and I puked up from the stench of that cheating wanker.
by saaaaaaaaaahgal January 20, 2008
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Nacho Cheating

When a girlfriend makes nachos for a party or group of other people instead of making them for her boyfriend. An extreme slight, especially when said boyfriend has been asking for them for ages.
Boy: Hey do you think I could have nachos later?
Girl: Sure, i'll make them for the party on Saturday.
Boy:...Nacho Cheating
by Gurbachen March 11, 2010
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cheat yourself

when you in a relationship and you are faithful.
dont cheat yourself when you can treat yourself!
by MRCV2 October 23, 2008
mugGet the cheat yourselfmug.

dog-cheating

verb

when a dog-owner returns home to his or her dog with the hair and/or scent of another dog on his or her clothing
you: "hi rex! i'm home!"

rex: *sniffs*

rex: "that ain't kibbles and bits i'm smelling, you dog-cheating son of a-"
by whatinthediddly July 8, 2017
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cheat fingers

the fingers inserted into the anus during male masterbation to acheive orgasm faster.
friend 1: "oh dude i rubbed one out last night"
friend 2: "did you use your cheat fingers?"
friend 1: "yea, i had to go out, so i needed to be quick"
by ivice September 22, 2009
mugGet the cheat fingersmug.

cheat at Scrabble

To cheat (not just in a game, but not in relationships) in an overly obvious way for little reason, if any, or to exploit an arbitrary technicallity.
"I kept telling him that a triangle with 1 side with a lenght of zero is a line, but he kept trying to cheat at Scrabble by throwing a calculus textbook at me."
by MidKnight Reign April 23, 2009
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Boo Cheat

-Verb
1. When you are playing a game and you cheat, and the other person or persons know you are cheating.

2. When you cheat at something, and people around know you are cheating.
We played cards all night, and Mike totally Boo Cheated the whole time!
by Walt G-Pa and Fre G-Ma October 4, 2010
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