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Captain Save a Ho

The expression, "Captian Save a Ho," is one coined and used by sex-workers, especially strippers, to designate the man who often comes into the club and, although he buys dances and utilizes dancers' services, he is constantly trying to "save" them, although they never asked for such an intervention. His methods are always underhanded and suspicious, because he at once asks dancers, "Why are you in this business? You could so so much more. You could be somebody," while at the same time buying dance after dance and coming in night after night to enjoy their work. This type of customer is the least favorite amongst exotic dancers because his intrusive questions and holier-than-thou attitude is not at all welcomed by hard-working women who find it to be very condescending, patronizing, and hypocritical.
"Captain Save a Ho" walks in and buys a lap dance and while the dancer is grinding him and he is getting aroused and falling in love, he chooses to ignore the work atmosphere and professional boundaries that go unsaid in the clubs, he interrupts his dirty talking to offer salvation, never in any substantial form, but, rather, a condescending declaration that she could do so much better, assuming that she is a victim and not a strong woman who has chosen this career. The intelligent dancer knows this is just a front for the man to try to get her to go home with him to enjoy her services for free and to control her life.
by davkadeergirl February 22, 2011
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Captain America

Abstaining from sex until you are 90 years old, then banging a 20 year old chick.
Tim: My grandpa's gross. He slept with my girlfriend's sister.
Alan: He sounds like a real Captain America
by SovietRyan April 20, 2015
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Captain Jack Sparrow

Former captain of the Black Pearl. Known for his resourcefulness and campy behavior.
You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

Yeah, but why is the rum gone?
by ExAstris February 9, 2004
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CAPTAINNOFUN

A moron.
Also see troll.
CAPTAINNOFUN666: Gigli is off the chain dawg!! LOLZ
by strangedaze April 27, 2005
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Captain Kill

A name for a player in Halo3 that grabs the Sniper Rifle on Sandtrap and goes out to one of the far corners of the open desert map and snipes people. The name derives from a film clip featured in the Bungie Favorites where it shows a player named "Captain Kill" sniping from the a far edge of the map.
I keep getting sniped by that fucking Captain Kill.
by Kamikazi Kat October 3, 2008
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Captain Elfy Fett

A uniquely formed sex position that increases stimulation and causes orgasms faster and more often.
While we were in the Captain Elfy Fett position, I climaxed four times!
by Nytmare696 February 16, 2010
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Captain Limon

Captain LIMON formally known as Ramiro Soto is a mythical being so powerful it is said he could cause Noah’s flood with the squeeze of hit tits. Captain LIMON is so important he carries the lifestyle of someone as important as Johnny Sins. He has several characters like Bitcoin LIMON, snitch LIMON, framer LIMON, drunk cool party LIMON etc. LIMON’s main ability is to take a 3 month break after it’s too much.
by rjtnnn June 2, 2021
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