Cane Rapist

One who dresses in an old timey way, ussually in a bowler derby hat, that looks like he is going to rape you.

"Did you see Joe at the party?"

"Yeah, he looked like a cane rapist in that bowler derby hat!"

by Starsmoker July 17, 2010

Horatio Cane

Receiving oral with sunglasses on, as you're about to spew, you take off your sunglasses ala Horatio Cane and blow your load in her face

I was at the beach receiving fellatio, as I was about to climax, I pulled out, and gave her a "Horatio Cane"

by El Duro July 7, 2008

Russian Candy Cane

A used condom filled with alternating layers of period blood and male excrement--you know which one I'm talking about--which is then frozen and used as a dildo.

Guy 1: So, I heard Yuri taught Yvette how to make a Russian Candy Cane...
Guy2: What's a Russian Candy Cane?
Guy1: Take a knee, son. I'm gonna tell you a story...

by Quadrasaurus Rex March 3, 2016

chanel 9 boots

what the material girl wants

'I want chanel 9 boots all these -- steady jockin cause they know im truth.' - THE material girl

by dripcord February 17, 2022

cane

Italian name for dog

that is one horney cane

by Pam C November 1, 2006

Russian Candy cane

When A man has sex with a girl during her period so that his cock is all bloody. When hes about to cum, he pulls his dick out and lets the cum drizzle down his dick making a swirling effect of the blood cum mixture on his dick. Then he makes the girl suck his dick (he may have ass-fucked her earlier for the extra bit of self esteem this will take from the girl), then he wipes whatevers left in the back of her hair, where she can't get it out.

Gardiner: So what did you do with your bitch last night?
Steve: Well it was her period, so I gave her the old Russian Candy Cane, even wiped it in her hair!

by TheBigBootLeg July 31, 2007

Coco Chanel

Gabrielle Bonheur "Coco" Chanel (August 19, 1883 – January 10, 1971)was a pioneering French fashion designer whose modernist philosophy, menswear-inspired fashions, and pursuit of expensive simplicity made her arguably the most important figure in the history of 20th-century fashion. Her history of providing comfort to the Nazis, probably providing access to her mouth and anus, just so she could continue to make money is largely forgotten by today's bubblegum heads. Or is deemed somehow forgivable while French Resistance died trying to remove their invaders.

"Would you ever buy products from someone who provided comfort to the Nazis just for profit?"
"Who did that?"
"Coco Chanel."

by L Rack November 4, 2009