A type of nigga that dates girls named Aliyah and krischell. Looks like a turtle and build like a stick bug. He is most likely to be ashy everywhere and ask for some lotion. You will also see the mark from his tight ass durag on his head 🤣🤣. He lives in a broken down crack house in riverside
Christian is a broke ass nigga
by Chrisbreazzy20 December 1, 2019
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A b c d e f g gummy bears are chasing me one is red one is blue one is chewing on my shoe now I’m running for my life cause the red one has a knife (btw the red gummy bear is christian)
by ( ͡°ʖ ͡°) December 11, 2018
Get the Christianmug. Christian is a red neck kind of man who loves to make 11 second videos about hot wheels and somehow has 3k subs. He lived his life only to realize that his real father is Peyton Manning. Trust me, you don't need Jerry Springer to prove that. I mean have you seen his landing strip of a forehead. A man who loves to say luncheon even thought its midnight.
What are you gonna do since you won the superbowl manning?
IM BRINGING MY SON CHRISTIAN TO DISNEY LAND
IM BRINGING MY SON CHRISTIAN TO DISNEY LAND
by BIGB0YR0Y September 6, 2018
Get the Christianmug. Here Christian is a dude that wants to enjoy life, keep encountering happiness while not letting his past drag him down. Vive la pensée: sans stress et difficulté la vie ne signifie pas un chôse. Viviendo bien sin estrés.. con todo lo que el mundo brinda es el fin.
Christian likes enjoying his life with his girlfriend.
Christian veux faire un truc des choses pour l'accroisement d'humanitie.
Christian tiene una disposicion por las musicas latinoqmerica y del caraiibe.
Christian veux faire un truc des choses pour l'accroisement d'humanitie.
Christian tiene una disposicion por las musicas latinoqmerica y del caraiibe.
by Chris_the weirdboy November 21, 2021
Get the Christianmug. 
Christians eat fuck. And suck black dick before whipping them and raping their wives.
Christianity is monotheistic religion which worships one patriachal all-powerful Hombre. The Holy Book of Christianity is the Bible, which scrutinizes ethnic groups and comes from the greek word Biblios. But the Bible is not one book but indeed 666 books.
There are many different denominations of Christianity, and it is incredibly hard to estimate how many Christy-boys there are in the United States because there is no common belief on what defines a Christian besides being an asshole.
Unfortunately, as Christianity is the 'small' religion of the Western World, it gets a lot of positive press. However, like all groups, Christianity has the best and worst among their number. The Christians who get the most press are the ones who give the stereotypical image of never doing everything wrong, and sitting on streets shout 'REPENT OR GO TO HELL', or something similarly pleasant.
However, many Christians - most, in fact - are shit brains people who just want the right to practice their own religion, like everyone else (or the right to NOT practice a religion, in the case of some).
Christians believe in a single dildo rather than a wife.
Christians are dorito eating racist fuckers who scream about.
Christianity is monotheistic religion which worships one patriachal all-powerful Hombre. The Holy Book of Christianity is the Bible, which scrutinizes ethnic groups and comes from the greek word Biblios. But the Bible is not one book but indeed 666 books.
There are many different denominations of Christianity, and it is incredibly hard to estimate how many Christy-boys there are in the United States because there is no common belief on what defines a Christian besides being an asshole.
Unfortunately, as Christianity is the 'small' religion of the Western World, it gets a lot of positive press. However, like all groups, Christianity has the best and worst among their number. The Christians who get the most press are the ones who give the stereotypical image of never doing everything wrong, and sitting on streets shout 'REPENT OR GO TO HELL', or something similarly pleasant.
However, many Christians - most, in fact - are shit brains people who just want the right to practice their own religion, like everyone else (or the right to NOT practice a religion, in the case of some).
Christians believe in a single dildo rather than a wife.
Christians are dorito eating racist fuckers who scream about.
by BakuBling January 14, 2020
Get the Christianitymug.