cartmansballz

my favorite mutual on tiktok :) <3

person 1: whos cartmansballz
person 2: the best mutual anyone could ever have! duh!

*this story was also written by badiily*

by badiily January 16, 2022

Cadman

A massive bender and weirdo

Shut up cadman

by Dormn fkcormend December 14, 2021

Cartman

A hardass.

Cartman is gonna stick a knife in the guy's brain and leak photo's of his body to the press, because he knows the guy likes that kinda shit.

by The Original Agahnim December 19, 2021

catsandcandles

A really cool person who’s obsessed with fictional characters.

-“Omg I love James Potter he’s so funny and hot”
-“That’s so catsandcandles of you!”

by Fredsphatbussy December 20, 2021

Cartman

Imagine everything horrible thing and person all wrapped into one fat nine year old kid with an annoying voice.

You know who’s worse than Hitler?? That fat kid Cartman from SouthPark!!

by SteveBalls December 24, 2021

CBTMan42069

Some gay guy who lives in his basement playing minecraft

CBTMan42069: haha look at me im fuckin gay!

by Nbhbhhhbbb December 30, 2021

cartman

cartman is a stupid racist mass genocidal spoiled little 9 year old who somehow everyone loves

Cartman: FUCK YOU KYLE IMGOING HOME YOU STUPID JEW

by fartassbutt February 23, 2022