Catholic parents who, while no longer ascribing to the Catholic faith or ever attending mass will insist on their children receiving the sacrments of baptism, communion and conformation. So called because the event is more about the party that follows, which will always involve the renting out of a bouncy castle.
Tom and Julie are bouncy castle Catholics- you never seen them once at mass and yet here they are for their kids' communion.
by Paulb23 October 13, 2017
Get the Bouncy castle Catholics mug.Despite bitches putting “jesus first” and “god above all” these powers hoes get gangbanged and drink cum like it’s fucking white claw. They pay $12,500 a year for a school that sucks major dick. Jesus loves us for free, by the way.
by sannkaed February 2, 2022
Get the Powers Catholic High mug.A J Crew Catholic is a type of huge pussy from Delaware County in suburban Philadelphia. J Crew Catholics are children from the county who enroll at Malvern Prep because they were too dumb to get into St. Joe's Prep or were too racist to get off a bus near a neighborhood that has a plurality of African American residents. They are considered a disgrace by the entirety of Delaware County, which historically has demarcated these Goshen Road traversing turncoats by their propensity to order clothes from such fashion retailers as J Crew, Urban Outfitters, and Gap.
That J Crew Catholic from Malvern just went into Gap. What a huge faggot! It is only a matter of months until he is first team all inter-ac and fondling a lax stick like its a big weiner.
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Get the J Crew Catholic mug.1. Put your hands together like in Catholic prayer
2. Have your eyes barely open
3. Blast some awesome music, like Metallica, All That Remains, Slayer, or Testament
4. Speed walk into your friends, who should be doing the same
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2. Have your eyes barely open
3. Blast some awesome music, like Metallica, All That Remains, Slayer, or Testament
4. Speed walk into your friends, who should be doing the same
5. PROFIT (Founded: 8/04/10)
I was listening to Testament and Slayer, so my buddies and I killed each other in a Catholic Mosh Pit!
by DyersEve August 5, 2010
Get the Catholic Mosh Pit mug.A place where juul is cool and legends are made. Real OGs go to DePaul, and only the weak transfer out. The best of the best. Only downside are the teachers who make you wanna kill yourself.
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Get the DePaul Catholic HS mug.N. A normal girl like everyone else only goes to a Catholic school habitating prissy nuns and (if high school) usually no males
Wears fugly uniforms with often hemmed up skirts, black flats, and baggy sweaters. Its no suprise Britney came along and sexified them up.
Catholic school girls are usually a lot less sluttier than public school girls, don't usually wear thongs, and more than half are single. The only sexy part of them are their noticeably short skirts. *They really don't like their uniforms*
Wears fugly uniforms with often hemmed up skirts, black flats, and baggy sweaters. Its no suprise Britney came along and sexified them up.
Catholic school girls are usually a lot less sluttier than public school girls, don't usually wear thongs, and more than half are single. The only sexy part of them are their noticeably short skirts. *They really don't like their uniforms*
Sarah the Catholic School girl (wearing a C.S uniform): Why does everyone think we catholic school girls are sluts?
Jenn the public school girl (wearing jean shorts, a thong, and a tube top): Idk
Jenn the public school girl (wearing jean shorts, a thong, and a tube top): Idk
by The Catholic School Girl August 20, 2009
Get the Catholic School Girl mug.Basically like Public High School, but worse. You have to wear itchy, uncomfortable uniforms that make you look like a loser when you are out in public. Also, everyone in the school is the same gender, so if you are a boy, you get to hang out with those sweaty bastards for 4 years. You have 0 chance over ever having fun at a Catholic High school. Half of your classes are taught by priests or nuns, and they will expel your ass for even the tiniest thing. Learning religion is a crock. Unless you plan on becoming a priest when you graduate, these classes are useless. All Catholic schools were built over 9000 years ago, and only have enough room for 300 kids, but there's 1200 fuckers scurrying through the halls just to get to their next class.
Dude, why did you go to a Catholic High School?
It gives me a more religious and fulfilling experience.
Pfft-HAHAHHAH! Oh, you're serious. Let me laugh even louder. AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH!
It gives me a more religious and fulfilling experience.
Pfft-HAHAHHAH! Oh, you're serious. Let me laugh even louder. AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH!
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