Captain Jack

A Billy Joel song which is old but can still touch teens today. It's about struggle and bad luck, but the music with the lyrics is pretty well done. It will make you laugh but maybe also cry...

"Your sister's gone out, she's on a date... but you just sit at home, and masturbate..."

by GO KNIGHTS April 8, 2005

captain slow

nickname given to James May of Top Gear on BBC. he earned the title through losing almost all competitions held between the three hosts of the show and for his generally slow driving style.

"Sorry were so slow. James May is driving."- jeremy clarkson
"We've got captain slow behind the wheel of a diesel towing a caravan."- jeremy clarkson
"I really enjoy this speed. And I'm captain slow."- james may

by |STRYKER| August 24, 2006

Captain Save a Ho

The expression, "Captian Save a Ho," is one coined and used by sex-workers, especially strippers, to designate the man who often comes into the club and, although he buys dances and utilizes dancers' services, he is constantly trying to "save" them, although they never asked for such an intervention. His methods are always underhanded and suspicious, because he at once asks dancers, "Why are you in this business? You could so so much more. You could be somebody," while at the same time buying dance after dance and coming in night after night to enjoy their work. This type of customer is the least favorite amongst exotic dancers because his intrusive questions and holier-than-thou attitude is not at all welcomed by hard-working women who find it to be very condescending, patronizing, and hypocritical.

"Captain Save a Ho" walks in and buys a lap dance and while the dancer is grinding him and he is getting aroused and falling in love, he chooses to ignore the work atmosphere and professional boundaries that go unsaid in the clubs, he interrupts his dirty talking to offer salvation, never in any substantial form, but, rather, a condescending declaration that she could do so much better, assuming that she is a victim and not a strong woman who has chosen this career. The intelligent dancer knows this is just a front for the man to try to get her to go home with him to enjoy her services for free and to control her life.

by davkadeergirl February 22, 2011

Captain America

Abstaining from sex until you are 90 years old, then banging a 20 year old chick.

Tim: My grandpa's gross. He slept with my girlfriend's sister.
Alan: He sounds like a real Captain America

by SovietRyan April 20, 2015

Captain Jack Sparrow

Former captain of the Black Pearl. Known for his resourcefulness and campy behavior.

You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

Yeah, but why is the rum gone?

by ExAstris February 9, 2004

CAPTAINNOFUN

A moron.
Also see troll.

CAPTAINNOFUN666: Gigli is off the chain dawg!! LOLZ

by strangedaze April 27, 2005

Captain Kill

A name for a player in Halo3 that grabs the Sniper Rifle on Sandtrap and goes out to one of the far corners of the open desert map and snipes people. The name derives from a film clip featured in the Bungie Favorites where it shows a player named "Captain Kill" sniping from the a far edge of the map.

I keep getting sniped by that fucking Captain Kill.

by Kamikazi Kat October 3, 2008