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Double Captain

A martial arts-like move made famous by Captain James Tiberius "Jim" Kirk.

The move involves folding both hands together and chopping down with both arms on the opponents neck.

Results do not vary - no opponent can withstand more than one Double Captain.
Did you see the episode where Kirk Double Captained that demi-god dude after fucking the green chick?
by Educated Manchild September 10, 2012
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Captain Mung

Leader of the Mung revolution, director of Mung affairs. He is thought to have been born in South London but has moved to warmer climes in search of juicy Mung and to spread the word of Munging.
Question: "Who is that wonderful, heroic, yet slightly deranged man who seems so enlightened?"

Answer: "That is Captain Mung"
by Mung Priest November 23, 2011
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Captain Brown

Jonathon Early, commander, chief, captain of all that you can see.. Thats brown anyway.
Jonathon Early is captain brown

Brown captain, Jonathon Early is.
by Ape of death January 12, 2011
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O captain, my captain!

A poem by Walt Whitman. it's also an important line in the movie Dead Poets Society.

it's also used to greet an extraordinary teacher.
Teacher: good afternoon.
Students: O captain, my captain!
by nobodycallsmebogyo December 27, 2022
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Captain Midnight

To have a wet dream.
He had gone so long without getting any, Captain Midnight had to pay him a visit.
by tank03 August 26, 2009
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Captain Josh

Josh is a pirate!(A.K.A. Captain Qwert) But he says eh instead of what or duh, thats the mighty power of Canada and its pirate!... His 1st mate is Maniac Morgan and her Camel. The lookout is Kera, who is also the ship's main hooker.
Look over thurr its captain Josh and his scurvy crew!
by The insane one January 11, 2005
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The Captain's Log

The MEAN deuce you took that didnt exactly slide out easily.
Man after eating that chinese grub I had to go drop the Captain's Log.
by Meat Sweater hehehehe October 11, 2006
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