Canehdian

Someone who is not Candian, but wants to believe and/or proclaim that they are.

I have a confession...I'm Canehdian, that's why I love hockey so much.

by Hockeyphile April 3, 2011

Candy Cane

When a white person is cutting their wrist and the redness of the cuts on their white skin resembles a candy cane

Sam: "Yo did you see that girl over there? I think she had candy cane marks."
Kiah: "Yeah I saw them too, she needs help."

by gizzycane April 21, 2018

Russian candy cane

The act of receiving oral sex from a girl. When the male climaxes, he pulls the penis out of the mouth and ejaculates on the female's face. Then, he punches her in the nose hard enough to draw blood. The white and red mix for a Russian candy cane.

I just gave that girl a mean Russian candy cane.

by BDG March 12, 2003

canape bitch

A female who runs off with another's man. The man in question tends to be a chef, and she is likely to be helping him to make canapes for large catering events. She often has a fishy smell due to the continued handling of caviar and smoked salmon for the canapes. One should be wary of the presence of a possible canape bitch when one is dating a chef.

girl 1: so what happened last night then?
girl 2: oh, my chef boyfriend ran off with a canape bitch
girl 1: yeah, that short fat blonde bitch did look like a canape bitch.

by chefsarefit December 9, 2009

cane

To engage in anal sex; to fuck another up the ass.

Jim enjoys being caned in the mancunt.

by switz February 18, 2003

danity cane

danity cane means hairy vagina.

My danity cane is really uncomfortable probably because I haven't shaved in weeks!

by ashley timmmonssss August 27, 2006

canipulate

A combination of connive and manipulate

"I really wanted to go to that party, so I canipulated an invitation"

by MollieTara November 18, 2004