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Gullet Cancer

The two words you don't particularly want to hear from your doctor, but if some day you WERE to hear them you'd probably rupture your gullet laughing about how great the word gullet is.
Doc: I'm sorry sir... You have gullet cancer.

You: Ahahahahaha... *strokes neck* Ooooohh...
by No Dizzle April 9, 2016
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Marshall's Cancer

Cancer that cant be cured at all.
You are infected with Marshall's Cancer your not going to die but now your a noob at minecraft and fortnite like Ninja's Ligma.
by Dashie tribe May 8, 2019
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bowel cancer

always in those roblox stories on tik tok with subway surfers in the bg where the persons stomach hurts real bad the shit starts coming out their ass like a damn machine gun and then they act like nothing happened
mia: my stomach really hurts...
doctor: poop in here were gonna take a sample to see whats going on
mia: HOLY SHIT
*shit shooting out like a machine gun*
mia: anyways i have bowel cancer
by ninaur November 16, 2022
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Ear cancer

A type of cancer that is caused by listening to nicks music.
I lost my hearing because I contracted ear cancer from listening to nicks playlist
by Zacdastan May 28, 2017
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half cancer

When one has half of their head shaved and has the uncontrollable urge to wiggle their fingers fast.
Sorry! My half cancer is acting up
by Astreet13 February 3, 2017
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Cancer alert

a channel hosted by a dick head man child in his mid 30s who revolves to bullying teens and claims to be a news channel by putting false information backed by no evidence: slandering multiple youtubers.
YO, we need to get rid of cancer alert cause Keemstar is trying to fuck with grade a under a
by Angels best December 8, 2016
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Cancer Groupies

People who get off on another person's disease and/or death. Someone who wasn't around before the said "problem".
For example, Nicole and Emily commented on Tiffany's facebook wall telling her how she is such a strong person for going through this battle with cancer but where were they all the years before? They are nothing but cancer groupies.
by anticancergroupies November 3, 2010
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