Canada's History

A rare, depraved sex act involving moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Things were going okay, but when she told me she wanted to try Canada's History I figured she was too wild for me.

by BoroJojo February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Eating the beaver.

I chowed down on Canada's history last night.

by ipodaddict75 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A depraved sexual position involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup

Canada's History I gave her the old Canada's History 3 times last night.

by patty iced February 4, 2010

Canada's History

An act that is so vulgar, it cannot be explained. It involves a pair of moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

My girlfriend and I are going to try Canada's History in bed tonight.

by BennyMatthew February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A certain sex involving the insertion of beaver pelts, "flapjacks", maple syrup, and one french-canadian into the vagina or anus

"I heard you and Deborah broke up. What happened?"
"Apparently she wasn't cool with Canada's History."
"Fuck that bitch."

by Colbert-Nation February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Performing the sexual act doggie style so that both participants can also watch the hockey game.

I gave her Canada's History for two hours last night.

by parrotheadkm February 7, 2010

canada's history

That sizzling sensation of touching your penis on the frozen flagpole.
(Steven Colbert made me do it).

I was late returning from recess because of Canada's History.

by GCL224 February 4, 2010