Holy shit are there a lot of them... That is fucking hilarious!
Hym "Boy oh
boy, am I glad we won the Cold
War! Otherwise there would be a bunch of commies infesting our institutions! Convincing an entire
generation of our population that
communism is a good thing. That shit would have been
wild! 30% of our population would identify as imaginary made up genders and blatantly ignore objective reality.All of the social media outlets would be ran and operated by these commies and they would almost exclusively control how we disseminate information.
It wouldn't be
hard for them to usurp our government from there. All they'd have to do is find a way to guarantee an election victory by exploiting the fact that only half the population actually votes to determine who is going to be the president. Which would be easy to do because the
people who
don't vote wouldn't know that someone else cast a ballot in their name (assuming that you found a way to convince
people that voting in person was dangerous and made so that
people casting votes no longer had to verify their identity). And then they could just institute a bunch of Kafkaesque/Orwellian bureaucracies to maintain control even when their party was no longer in power. That way voting them out wouldn't even
work because they could just try again in
4 years (because they never have to stop trying). It would be kind of like this gangstalking thing I'm always on about. Except in Macrocosm. They could just be incessant about it and keep on doing it until they get the desired outcome. And there wouldn't be any evidence because they just don't ever have to admit they're doing it and can keep doing it until all of the
people who believe that it's happening are
dead. Man... I'm glad that's not happening... Unless they're going to make me their
king. In which case, I'm going to need a giant Xerxes throne made of gold and would be very glad that it's happening. Commie
King Xerxes... Yeaaaahh...."
