Colorado Bulldog

NOUN: One who attempts style through poor quality merchandise but lacks quality genetics resulting in issues as basic as breathing.

He had no money and wore Chinese garbage head to foot. He was a Colorado Bulldog

by Phil McKracken again February 06, 2025

Colorado Bulldog

Alcoholic drink made by mixing Ensure and vodka.

We visited my Grandpa yesterday at the nursing home and he was hammered off Colorado Bulldogs.

by s-dawg7 October 13, 2010

Colorado Douchebag

Your typical rock climbing, "not all who wander are lost", sub alpha male who's moderately pretentious & his diet consists of microbrews and charcuterie plates.

Why would you invite Rich out to the bar, you know he's a colorado douchebag.

by Yamothasleg March 07, 2021

Colorado Basil

Weed

Yo man, sprinkle some Colorado basil on those cookies.

by Lao shaeing January 14, 2018

Colorado alligator

The tread thrown from a semi truck on the interstate. Any retread lost on the road.

Holy shit did you see that Colorado alligator it was the biggest one I've ever seen.

by Stelios Kontos June 28, 2016

Colorado School of Mines

A community of "gifted" "students" who all share the similar interest in miners O_O

bro, are you from colorado school of mines?

ofcourse dude, I love miners

yo, me too dude, thats so awesome

by Bilbo Ballin November 15, 2023

Colorado Ketchup Packet

Eating a girl out on day 2 of her period while she's bloated like a bushel of crushed tomatoes. Then she Queefs in your mouth as she cums, so you spit the uterine wall sheddings atop a Denver omelette and eat your breakfast like a true mountain man.

Dude she didn't tell me she was on her period. I didn't have to order breakfast in the morning though. She queefed in my mouth and I topped my Denver omelette with the ol' Colorado Ketchup Packet! I didn't offer her any but I don't think she was hungry anyway.

by Dr Hill February 20, 2024