When a male snakes his mates because he's a paigon. He invites his bird to drinks before a party in which he was usually meant to attend with his closest mates. He is a snake. cunt.
Dave: Im taking amy for drinks before the party
Boys: cunt you snake
Dave: don't worry ill be there at 10
Boys: but you're a cunt
*dave still is not there at 11pm*
Boys: dave is a snake and a cunt
Dave: i was ill
Boys: cunt
Amy: i have hand cramp from tossing dave off so much
Dave: i am such a davidoff false cobra I'm such a smokey wanker
Boys: cunt you snake
Dave: don't worry ill be there at 10
Boys: but you're a cunt
*dave still is not there at 11pm*
Boys: dave is a snake and a cunt
Dave: i was ill
Boys: cunt
Amy: i have hand cramp from tossing dave off so much
Dave: i am such a davidoff false cobra I'm such a smokey wanker
by iamasnake January 25, 2014
Get the Davidoff False Cobramug. When your soulmate mistakes you for your ex boyfriend and skewers you over the flames for a crisp edible treat. Usually due to some accessory he flaunted of a sparkling snake ring, and because he looked like the ghost of your soulmate. Notably different from an alligator barbecue, where it's actually the alligators eating a bunch of chocolate cake together. Common misconception.
My soulmate ate roasted cobra, but don't worry, he's not a ginger. He colored it with a Crayola marker. All good.
by The-real-cobra-queen June 17, 2018
Get the Roasted cobramug. A Father that displays chronic narcissistic traits. A Cobra Dad will bite with a venomous poison that consists of verbal, mental, physical ,and emotional abuse towards their targeted child. The Cobra Dad will also see their child as their source of supply and will bite a child until the child becomes the golden child or the scapegoat.
I did everything my Cobra Dad ask me to and I can't please him no matter what I do. He always expects me to respond to his every call. I feel like I never get have my own identity because he insists on giving me one. My Cobra Dad is so controlling and talks to me condescendingly. He gets so jealous when I outshine him.
by beedebbibee January 4, 2020
Get the Cobra Dadmug. when a man penetrates a woman with his penis but doesnt get off because she walks away.so she is concidered a cobra teaser
by muffcannon5000 September 27, 2009
Get the cobra teasermug. A typical defense mechanism of a weak and timid creature in which the animal or person tries to look bigger than they really are to ward off enemies, or to try and make bitches think you're hella big when you're not.
by jimbob bobson September 7, 2013
Get the Cobra Upmug. by G_Ranger November 6, 2018
Get the Iron Cobramug. by Harolddddddddddddddddddddddddd July 7, 2011
Get the cobra gangmug.