wand chowder

Highly prized semen. Wand chowder is so sought after that average men would pay a stud endowed with that wand chowder to impregnate their wives.

Theo Von invented the word on the spot when a caller to his show, This Past Weekend, asked him to impregnate his wife.

See also: root sauce, stick venom

I've got that wand chowder, babyyy!

by HwackyHwednesday November 7, 2023

tongue chowder

the mass of gunk collected at the blade end of a tongue scraper after a few successful passes. So named because of the often white to yellow hue and thickness of the gunk.

Dentist: "Billy, your teeth and gums look marvelous, but I recommend you start using a tongue scraper to remove that abundance of tongue chowder you have accumulated through the years. It will rid you of that bad breath you have told me about."

Billy: "Sure thing, doc."

by Orin Scrivello November 18, 2013

Chowder

A very sexy person. You're lucky if they compliment you, so go on, friend one today.

"Hey, my names Chowder~"
"Wow... you're so cool!~"

by chowiemeowie April 6, 2021

Clenched Clam Chowder

After sex, she tightens up her pussy, thus pulling the cum filled rubber off and spilling the goop.

After banging your mother, I tried to pull out, but wound up leaving a load of Clenched Clam Chowder down her thighs.

by Scott Tissue September 8, 2021

Golden Chowder Chowdown

When a woman fills her vagina with clam chowder and while the man eats the chowder she urinates.

He asked me if he could do a golden chowder chowdown

by Plutarchheavensbee62 June 28, 2023

Chowdering

1. When someone eats food fast.
2. When someone eats a large quantity of food.

"hey look at that guy across the room, he's chowdering that pizza."

by FRenchporker June 30, 2009

cincinatti clam chowder

The mix of vaginal and seminal fluids that result when all the men in a gang bang ejaculate inside the woman in quick succession.

Not to be confused with a Cleveland Brown Chowder when the gang bangee (male or female) receives the man chowder anally.

Even though Ohio is landlocked, it's still a great place for some Cincinatti Clam Chowder.

by FlowerPuss October 10, 2016