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Chowing the numbers

To deceptively manipulate poll or vote numbers in order to show strengthened support for your position or opinion.
In 2008, the website of Trinity-Spadina MP Olivia Chow of the New Democratic Party of Canada was flooded with numerous votes that contradicted her political position. Her website administrator reset the numbers, deleting votes that were contrary to her political stance. A big controversy ensued, and her political staff admitted to tampering the numbers. "Chowing the numbers" is used in reference to her last name, Chow.
by David Eckmier December 21, 2008
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Chow mien

Getting a rimjob and shitting ( accidentally or not) In the rimmers mouth.
I was getting a mad rimjob then I gave her/him the chow mien
by Dashle15 July 27, 2021
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Chow-Mander

That's a cool dog like a Pokémon Chow-Mander
by NightBeast June 8, 2023
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sam chow

some chinese dickhead with shit eyebrows
Girl: oh my god that chinese guy is kinda cute
Boy: lol yeah but check out those shit eyebrows he's probably a dickhead too
Girl: oh my god hes such a sam chow

Boy: kill yourself
by iwasuplatenightballing November 28, 2017
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CHOW ASS

1) The act of eating ass in an all-out manner. There is no second guessing, no hesitation, no asking for permission, no being a little bitch; you just go for it like you own their butthole. Tongue usually penetrates far beyond the rim- the true portal to their soul.

2) The destigmatization of anilingus:
Chow Ass: "I would never lick her butt (that's disgusting), but I would DEFINITELY chow her ass"
by thisisclassmore May 19, 2023
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Chow mein Snatch

When a 24 year old sham artist pretends to be asexual but tries to seduce every man in their radius.
"Michael, I don't want your Chow mein Snatch, I am a 31 year old man"
by kingwinstonluvr7 July 18, 2023
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pow chow swingin

when you put pickle in your bum and it melts inside !!
#sorrynotsorry
Two sexy boys won’t play fortnite with me, so I did a pow chow swingin! That ain’t coming out anytime soon :/
by picklypicklyhehehe December 14, 2021
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