A try hard blaster in star wars battlefront that looks like an unoriginal meme. All swbf guns look like dicks. This blaster is so fucking try hard cancer. SUCC my boomstick. I mean dicc
by Danku5m3m3us=°=°••√π¶∆ February 25, 2018
Get the CA-87mug. 
Basically, the devil wouldn't live here. I highly would NOT recommend young girls to take public transportation in this city. I was sexually assaulted twice (once on the bus and once at the bus stop). Two grown men came up to me on the bus and gave me a flyer saying that they are looking for an "investor." I also have been harassed and stalked multiple times living here. Men would ask me if I need a ride. Another time, a random man kept telling me that he could get me a job. Plus, there was a serial rapist near the college that I attended (Bakersfield College). Thankfully, he was caught. It is affordable but there are simply too many sexual predators. There are way too many homeless people. In addition, it gets super hot in the summer. The air quality is trash. It takes away years from your life. You can save a lot of money by living here but just make sure you live in the good areas. Buy a gun. Know how to use it. People frequently steal amazon packages. Make sure you get a ring camera because people may try to break into your home. Do not accept rides from anyone! Don't live in east Bakersfield. That's basically the ghetto. You're welcome! Stay safe. ❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙🩵💜
by ILivedInBakersfield March 17, 2024
Get the Bakersfield, CAmug. 
Get the <.9.>The*8*Ac-_-I-_-cA*8*thE<.9.>mug. by Zachary "Ca-ripsy" Riffe February 22, 2023
Get the Ca-ripsymug. CA CRV or five cents is the thing you find on the label of a water bottle. But nobody knows what it means.
by The guy with website humor April 3, 2017
Get the ca crvmug. Al-Haitham, CA -
A mythical town in Kern County. It's most well known landmarks is the Sheikh temple and Al-Haitham Market. Schools that are nearby are McKee and Golden Valley High School.
Noted by the only grocery store in a weird little town 7 miles south of Bakersfield, the market was previously named Greenfield Market, the new management change the name to Al-Haitham Market as of 2023.
Honestly there is two Greenfields in California, one next to Salinas Northern California and the other Greenfield is a secret to everybody in Bakersfield Southern California.
Al-Haitham should replace the name of Greenfield in Kern County.
Both Greenfields in California hate each other because of the NorCal SoCal rivalry.
Many Surenos are confused by Greenfield Bakers that is a Bakersfield set that is bizarrely Sureno aligned and most Surenos hate the Greenfield name and will shoot anything with "Greenfield" on sight.
Since most Surenos know that Greenfield is Norteno aligned next to the birthplace of Norteno culture, that is Salinas, CA; for safety purposes Al-Haitham is a proper name change so that most Surenos from nearby Los Angeles and Kern County don't accidently kill Greenfield Bakers Surenos over the"Greenfield" name that is tattooed on Greenfield Bakers Sureno members.
If the "Greenfield Bakers" do not wish to call themselves otherwise, most Surenos would order them to the NorCal Greenfield as Upstate Surenos.
A mythical town in Kern County. It's most well known landmarks is the Sheikh temple and Al-Haitham Market. Schools that are nearby are McKee and Golden Valley High School.
Noted by the only grocery store in a weird little town 7 miles south of Bakersfield, the market was previously named Greenfield Market, the new management change the name to Al-Haitham Market as of 2023.
Honestly there is two Greenfields in California, one next to Salinas Northern California and the other Greenfield is a secret to everybody in Bakersfield Southern California.
Al-Haitham should replace the name of Greenfield in Kern County.
Both Greenfields in California hate each other because of the NorCal SoCal rivalry.
Many Surenos are confused by Greenfield Bakers that is a Bakersfield set that is bizarrely Sureno aligned and most Surenos hate the Greenfield name and will shoot anything with "Greenfield" on sight.
Since most Surenos know that Greenfield is Norteno aligned next to the birthplace of Norteno culture, that is Salinas, CA; for safety purposes Al-Haitham is a proper name change so that most Surenos from nearby Los Angeles and Kern County don't accidently kill Greenfield Bakers Surenos over the"Greenfield" name that is tattooed on Greenfield Bakers Sureno members.
If the "Greenfield Bakers" do not wish to call themselves otherwise, most Surenos would order them to the NorCal Greenfield as Upstate Surenos.
Al-Haitham,CA-
Derek-"Hey, they change the name of Greenfield Market to Al-Haitham Market."
Bobby-"What's going on here? First the Sheikh Temple, then it's now Al-Haitham, CA?
Michael-"About time, every Sureno hates the name Greenfield, it's shoot on sight with bonus points if they hit an actually Norteno from Greenfield, CA or Salinas, CA."
Al-Haitham Market is just a typical market but it's a bizarre name change, not because it's Arabic in origin, but because it replaced the name of Greenfield Market, named after the only market in Greenfield area 7 miles south of Bakersfield.
Derek-"Hey, they change the name of Greenfield Market to Al-Haitham Market."
Bobby-"What's going on here? First the Sheikh Temple, then it's now Al-Haitham, CA?
Michael-"About time, every Sureno hates the name Greenfield, it's shoot on sight with bonus points if they hit an actually Norteno from Greenfield, CA or Salinas, CA."
Al-Haitham Market is just a typical market but it's a bizarre name change, not because it's Arabic in origin, but because it replaced the name of Greenfield Market, named after the only market in Greenfield area 7 miles south of Bakersfield.
by bbobcali661 June 6, 2023
Get the Al-Haitham, CAmug.