by MitchMartinez333 September 3, 2009

Mary: Jim has really big arms and sweet abs!!
Joe: I know and he's cripple he is a total Cripple Carl!!
Joe: I know and he's cripple he is a total Cripple Carl!!
by SchwiftySardonyx April 17, 2017

Someone that has had 2 DUI’s, lost their license and now they can’t drive. This is derived from the song White Trash Story by Casey Donahew.
Rick: Hey Jacob, Kim doesn’t drink, let’s get her to be the designated driver to the concert?
Jacob: Nah man, she’s Carl Wayne...
Jacob: Nah man, she’s Carl Wayne...
by Rick Clean Crack September 5, 2019

A blonde guy, who looks sexy af and is underrated by his friends. He can get the girls that he wants, and has a huge penis. Plus he is gonna be a dentist 🦷
by Carl Christian December 18, 2019

by ManManG August 21, 2010

THE REAL DEAL, FROM THE HOT CARL MASTER HIMSELF
A hot carl is when someone puts seran wrap ontop of another person's face and shits on it. This creates a warm tingly sensation that i like to call a piping hot carl.
A hot carl is when someone puts seran wrap ontop of another person's face and shits on it. This creates a warm tingly sensation that i like to call a piping hot carl.
by Macking Some Fat July 16, 2008

by kingkike January 7, 2010
