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Campbell's Paradox

Campbell's paradox states that the word "dad" is both at the peak of kinky and devoid of kinky connotation simultaneously. Philosophers and ethicists typically use the common term "daddy" as an anchor, since "daddy" is known to have non-zero and non-absolute kinky connotation. Thus, the scale of kinkiness goes dad < daddy < dad.
"On a scale from dad to dad, how bad was that girl you were with last night?"
"Excuse me?"
"Campbell's Paradox, look it up"
by kingbika October 9, 2018
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Bailee Campbell

Bailee is a bit of a smart ass sometimes but can always make your mood change in an instant she is very very thicc if she actually cares about you she won’t hat you forever so just don’t fuck her over.
Ayyyy bailee Campbell’s what’s up my guy
by glfglaierfgoviqgfcliwerf January 12, 2019
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nicholas campbell banker

shutup he's cooler than u, he used to b fatter than FRAGINNG GODZILLAZZZ
but now he is less , not leZ but leS
hey is that nicholas campbell banker?
by nicholas campbell banker November 28, 2021
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Campbell

Some autistic prick who is as immature as Ramon, has no friends, is as popular as a fuckin lawn mower.

ruins peoples lives with cringey relationships. if he steal the girl you like is it referred to as the *campbell trap*
Fuck off Campbell
by Ur_mum_gAy_No_U March 18, 2018
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campbell bowman

The most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. She is the most charming, funny, and sweet person ever. Usually found in Baltimore, Maryland.
Campbell bowman is the most beautiful person at dulaney high-school.
by Calder and talon April 3, 2023
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Matt Campbell

Matt Campbell also known as Muay Thai Kid, Mattalisks the beast or Moist Thigh Kid. He likes when his thighs are moist.
by spiceymemes June 16, 2018
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anne campbell

the strongest and most gym rat of a girl you'll ever meet. she has a big heart and cares for everyone in her life...sometimes a little too much. she will always be there for you, even if it means she'll have to sacrafice something on the way. Make sure this care is reciprocated because she will always wonder if she matters to someone. A really good companion for night drives, late night tacos, and watching TV in bed. Be careful not to get on her bad-list, otherwise she will sabotage your life.
"Wow, Anne Campbell is really strong!"
"Yeah the other day I saw her squat 200 no sweat."
"Damn, I wish I could be her."
by Occupied Vacancy April 13, 2022
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