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Elf Cake 

An individual whose state of origin is the Midwest, specifically Wisconsin, who has physical characteristics resembling an elf.
Ryan Sowa is such an elf cake, with his pointy ears.
Elf Cake by ASU101 September 7, 2009

Ice my cake 

When a guy cums inside you
Ice my cake by Kerris July 16, 2007

surprise cake 

1: Buy cake mix
2: Take date rape drugs
3: bake Cake
4: ???
5: PROFIT
I am surprised by this surprise surprise cake. What a surprise. I am surprised omg. Surprise.

cakefuck 

Someone who is characterized by being immature, and says the wrong things at the wrong time. They usually make attempts to be funny and fail miserably. In some cases it can be used as an insult in any form or situation. Tipically used to insult a "douchebag".
Joe: (to a group of girls that just came off the beach)Hey, am i making you wet? haha

Random Guy close by: bro, your actin like a major cakefuck right now.
cakefuck by Justan Sipe January 9, 2010

Cake Fucking

Fucking a cake

I.e. Trip (Dmmd)
Virus: Trip... You can't fuck a cake
Trip: Not with that attitude ;-)

Thus, Trip was proven guilty of cake fucking
Cake Fucking by PhoenixFire360 November 1, 2014

Pain Cake 

To give a high amount of pain to another whilst wearing an American Football Jersey usually involving a football tackle/spearing
That fool didnt complete his report so I gave him a slice of Terry's special pain cake.
Pain Cake by Roustov April 16, 2008