Porn on the Cob

Sexually transmitted disease where small pus-filled sacs start growing around your penis in organized rows, making it look like corn on the cob.

Bitches be chewin on my dick like its porn on the cob

by zRexxz June 24, 2018

j-on-the-cob

a GaNgStEr slag name for Jacob

"yo, j-on-the-cob wazz up?"
"nothing much dogg, you?"

by ashleymarie May 14, 2008

Canadian Corn Cob

A sex move
When a corn cob is shoved into the vaginal pipe and left to marinate overnight. It is then removed and fried in a pan, leaving a crispy brown coating from the caramelised juices. You then get the corn cob whilst hot, and give it a fresh dip into the pipe, covering it in the special sauce and burning the chick at the same time

I gave this chick the canadian corn cob last night and she was SOOO pissed when i burtn her pipe

by moot moot moot tom June 2, 2011

cob head

con head is another phrase for you complete muppet or were u born without a brain? they are so stupid they need therepy or special help

you utter cob head look what uve done to my bike!

by walkin talkin ass stitch September 26, 2006

Cob

Cob is English slang for a penis it comes from knob and cock

She grabbed my cob pretty hard

by Russel October 10, 2017

Corn on the cob

Corn on the cob, also known as "the Gerald Matthews": When you're exploring a woman's breasts with your mouth, and your first instinct is to bite down as hard as you can rather than gently caressing their nipple's with your tongue.

Bob: You totally hurt Sally last night
Jim: What, how?
Bob: She was crying earlier and said you pulled a corn on the cob on her, I could see the blood dripping through her shirt!

by Qport November 20, 2015

j-on-the-cob

a GaNgStEr slag name for Jacob

"yo, j-on-the-cob wazz up?"
"nothing much dogg, you?"

by ashleymarie May 14, 2008